Not even 5 minutes ago I was thinking about a pun on the Lone Ranger - "The Rogue Ranger". I'm just trying to to figure out how to warp the Lone Ranger's parting cry of "Hi-ho, Silver - Awa-a-aaay!" into something along the lines of "Hide Yo' Silverware? - Too La-aate!!!"
" Hide your silver - AWAAAY! "