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jonesy said:

diaglo? I remember I said something funny about him once and he went and had that quote as his signature for the longest time.

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Actually, now that I think about it, it might have been Darkness who had in his sig a quote by me about diaglo.

Dog Moon said:

Poor Tokyo. Always getting attacked by things.

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Godzilla: The Planet Eater coming next month.

I keep getting robocalls. I don't own a car yet I have an extended warranty. My sister said "and I have student loans".lol
One of those off the cuff comments that cracks me up.

With the joke name thread in mind.

I had a player that named his character Bation. A NPC who was a somewhat uppity snooty butler type called him Master Bation. It was over. The whole table died laughing. The player turned beet red.. It took some time to get back into the game.

Aeson said:

I keep getting robocalls. I don't own a car yet I have an extended warranty. My sister said "and I have student loans".lol
One of those off the cuff comments that cracks me up.

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I get those.

One of my faves involved a call from someone claiming to have a stoical American name- let’s say, “Dave”. But “Dave” had an accent that was clearly of the Indian/Pakistani type. He called to tell me his company had detected a problem with my Windows PC. As he spoke, I could clearly hear the sound of an office full of cubicles in the background- other voices, clacking keyboards, and the AC on blast.

At that point in time, my computer and all of my mobile devices were Apple products. I interrupted “Dave’s” spiel, and told him I didn’t have a Windows PC. This stopped him cold.

“I only have Apple products, “Dave”- no Windows machines at all.”, I repeated.

He paused. Then he tried to ask someone for help, “He says he doesn’t have a Windows PC, only Macintosh.”

There were the sounds of his office, but no answers...then the line went dead.

I haven't had that one, I have heard of it. I've seen videos of people messing with them.

I've gotten the FBI warning that locks the PC up. I managed to get rid of it myself. My brother in laws coworker wasn't so lucky. He paid the ransom, they didn't release it. So he had to pay a pro to remove it. In all he was out over $750. I said next time have him bring it to me. I'll do it for far less.

I want them to play this at my funeral:
[sblock][video=youtube;j-Py0DUvG7s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Py0DUvG7s[/video][/sblock]
That is the sound of victory.

The sun setting on a spherical Earth


I hope to be able to witness it in person one day. Maybe space flight will be available to all in my lifetime.

You know, technically speaking, you do witness it in person every day. You just happen to be a lot closer to that sphere.

jonesy said:

You know, technically speaking, you do witness it in person every day. You just happen to be a lot closer to that sphere.

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I'm looking at the setting sun now. Ow, my EYES!!!