Beards on dwarven women, yes or no?

Are dwarven women bearded?

  • Yes! They're hairier than my armpits!

    Votes: 144 48.8%
  • No! That's just nasty!

    Votes: 151 51.2%


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Here's the real picture, one that looks like a dwarven princess. Otherwise, it may look, at best, like a human princess of dwarfs.
 

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Larry Elmore in Hospital

Just a quick post to let folks here know that Ken Whitman has alerted people that Larry had a heart attack, is in hospital, and recovering well.

Gary
 

Despite my frequent doubting of Larrys abilities to depict pants, I find myself wishing him well. (Hey, my father's had two heart attacks in the past year.) Get well soon, Mr. Elmore!

(Oh, and I voted for beards. Ever looked at a dog's face? I own a female keeshond, and there are whiskers in some very interesting places... it makes sense for a nonhuman to at least have the option for facial hair. After all, I believe the Bible forbids shaving, what's to say Moradin doesn't have an inverse edict for women in certain worlds? Thus opening up all kinds of different cultural expressionisms for outcasts...)
 

no princess

"Here's the real picture, one that looks like a dwarven princess."

Definitely not a princess, not in that outfit. Maybe a dancehall lass. Of course, that would still be evidence for a lack of beards, but I will stick with the points I have outlined and request those opposing beards to give us a reason rather than merely their displeasure.
 

I voted yes. OTOH IMC dwarven men often have a craving for beardless human women (as in Norse mythology & EGG's 1e PHB notes) so many dwarven women routinely shave...

On question whether dwarves (or elves) are a separate species, apparently it's now debatable whether chimpanzees & gorillas (buy not other primates) are actually separate species from humans.

John Gribbin's 'The First Chimpanzee' discusses the DNA evidence - basically it appears that chimps & gorillas have to have split from the line that became homo sapiens only a little over 3 million years ago. More interestingly, the evidence suggests that the mutual human/chimp/gorilla ancestor was physically a lot closer to modern humans than it was to chimps & gorillas - the chimps & gorillas are a sort of regression to an earlier, stronger, less 'infant' form of primate (humans being permanent infants, body-wise, enabling us to be great learners but very weak physically), as adaptations to the encroaching ice ages.
 
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krunchyfrogg said:
Do you think my comment here was inappropriate?

From site:
I have this 90 year old book that is absolutely gorgeous. It's an art nouveau era fairy tale and it's my treasure, a touching story of Bee, a girl taken in by the dwarfs and made their princess, and loved by their little king, even though she loved another. When the king discovered this, and found that her love was imprisoned by the slyphs, even though he loved her dearly he saved her love for her. So, this is Bee, and little King Loc, in the moment when she tells him she loves another.

So, yes. She's not a dwarf woman, but a human woman. :)
 



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