Horror general thread [+]

Just finished David Bischoff’s novelization of The Blob (1988). I’m on a tear so just reading whatever’s handy. It was a good read. Nice and tight. Good pacing and didn’t waste time. I haven’t seen the movie in years but remember liking it. Not sure what differences there are between the movie and the book. The author was digging deep and getting quite silly with various ways to describe the Blob. I was pleasantly surprised a few tense moments got to me.

In all a great schlocky read.
 

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This is the kind of horror I can do. Creepy/suspense kind I guess with a bit of camp and humor.
I’m really selective in the movies and TV horror I engage with. The audio-visual experience is too easily overwhelming. Hence the ScaryMeter link in the OP. That stuff definitely needs to lean more into horror comedy for me. I can’t do American Horror Story, but Tucker & Dale vs Evil is fantastic.

With novels and shorts it’s much easier to pause for a minute or skim over the rougher stuff.
 
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A Friday the 13th prequel series Crystal Lake is in the works. Linda Cardellini is playing Jason's mother. Having her involved is enough to get me interested. It'll be on Peacock, so I don't think anyone will watch it. I'm writing this while watching the original movie.
 

A Friday the 13th prequel series Crystal Lake is in the works. Linda Cardellini is playing Jason's mother. Having her involved is enough to get me interested. It'll be on Peacock, so I don't think anyone will watch it. I'm writing this while watching the original movie.
I always liked the Friday the 13th TV series more than the films. I’m not that big a fan of slasher movies, so it makes sense. Which is wild considering how big a part of horror slasher movies are.
 

I just finished Stephen King’s Cycle of the Werewolf which was made into the movie Silver Bullet in the 80s. I loved the movie as a kid. But then I’m a sucker for schlock. The short novella is pretty good. A bit different than the movie, more like a dozen almost disconnected short stories rather than a coherent single story.

A good quick read. Horror, to me at least, always hits better when it’s short. Haven’t read any of King’s doorstoppers. Not sure that I ever will, honestly.
 



I've tried and dropped two novels this week. The Fog by James Herbert and The Spawn by Shaun Hutson.

The Fog started strong but quickly devolved into weird small-town soap opera. A secret government agent is spying on another branch of the same government, he drives into the nearby town and an earthquake hits, opening a massive fissure through the town...which the spy promptly drives into. Several people and buildings fall in along the fissure. The spy finds and saves a girl and pulls her out of the fissure. Only there's a fog that drove him insane as the cliffhanger of a chapter...and he's perfectly fine at the start of the next chapter which is a few weeks later. The fog wanders around and every 50 pages or so drives someone mad. Like a group of cows that go mad and beat their owner to death.

It's well written but I don't care about any of the characters and there's not enough horror or action to keep my interest, so did not finish.

The Spawn also started strong...but a bit too strong. A sadistic kid traps and tortures some bugs, including setting them on fire. His family is poor so they have old, dried out newspapers everywhere, and the sadistic kid has a little brother who he shares a room with. In the first chapter the younger brother, mother (there's no father around), and the sadistic kid are all horribly burned in excruciating detail. The brother and mother die in the fire. The sadistic kid is horribly scared and loses an eye, but survives and goes to a mental institution. The premise includes reanimated aborted fetuses with telekinetic powers. It sounds like a madhouse romp but the style of writing and level detail make it a hard, quick pass. Gah.
 

Since I have reprints of most of the old EC Comics I’ve started reading through those. Starting with Tales from the Crypt and working out from there. EC has weird publication history with naming and numbering their comics. What became Tales from the Crypt had three (maybe four) other names and 19 issues before finally being named Tales from the Crypt. So Tales from the Crypt 20 is the first issue. It was Crypt of Terror for issues 17-19. And non-horror before that.

In the last few days I’ve read Crypt of Terror 17-19 and Tales from the Crypt 20 and 21. Like the later show, the EC horror comics were anthologies. I recognized a few of the stories from the Tales from the Crypt TV series, but most of these are new to me. Many are forgettable and of the memorable ones most ended up on the small screen. Many feature the kind of poetic justice and comeuppance that I absolutely love about the later show. The Crypt Keeper is there providing a funny intro and outro to most stories.

None of them really stand out as knock your socks off amazing to a modern reader like me. But I can easily see why these would be wonderful for the audience at the time.
 

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