Horror general thread [+]

I just finished Cold Storage by David Koepp. It was a great, quick read. If the movie is half as good as the book it’ll be fantastic. Horror comedy at it’s best. Comic characters in a horror plot. Really well-written with a fast pace. You can tell he’s a long-time professional screenwriter. The scenes are tight without wasted words. This is his first published novel, but he does a great job. You spend a lot of time in the character’s heads, like you’d expect from a good novel. It might be right book, right reader, at the right time, but that was a great read. Cannot recommend enough.
 

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I just finished Paperbacks from Hell by Grady Hendrix. It’s a really great non-fiction book about the horror boom of the 70s and 80s focusing on the amazing cover art. It’s a walk down memory lane for some, a first step in a wider appreciation of the horror genre for others. Can’t recommend enough.

I tried and dropped another Shaun Hutson novel Breeding Ground, the sequel to Slugs. Apparently he’s a splatterpunk writer. For those who don’t know, splatterpunk is at the extreme edge of gross-out horror. It’s 100% not my jam. So that’s Hutson out for future reads. Too bad, I really enjoyed Slugs.

Around here Saturday night is Svengoolie night. We love watching goofy old horror movies with a bit of trivia and bad jokes. I really miss the heyday of horror hosts. Jo Bob and Elvira the most. Though Elvira was more my jam. Sven is slowly being replaced with three new horror hosts. Of them, Nostalgiaferatoo is the only one I like. I really hope when Sven retires Nostalgiaferatoo takes over.

Last night’s feature was The Mist (2007), an adaptation of the Stephen King short story. It was edited for TV but kept some blood and gore. The government performs experiments and punches a hole into another dimension. A strange mist comes through…along with a few monsters. We follow some survivors trapped in a supermarket. It’s a generally unremarkable story except for the religious loon trapped with the group and the ending. The loon devolves quickly into wanting to offer blood sacrifices to the monsters in the mist. The ending is rather bleak if you look at it one way and slightly less so when looked at it another.

A group of four adults and a child escape in a truck. They drive until the gas runs out but do not escape the mist. They have a gun with four bullets. The father of the child kills everyone else then steps out of the truck hoping to be eaten by the monsters. A minute or so later the mist starts to clear and the army arrives escorting survivors. That’s a bleak ending. Until you realize there’s zero chance the government would ever let those people go and talk about this. The survivors are, at best, going to be held indefinitely. At worst, lined up and shot. Dad saved them from that. Either way, he saved them from the monsters.
 
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Last night’s feature was The Mist (2007), an adaptation of the Stephen King short story. It was edited for TV but kept some blood and gore. The government performs experiments and punches a hole into another dimension. A strange mist comes through…along with a few monsters. We follow some survivors trapped in a supermarket. It’s a generally unremarkable story except for the religious loon trapped with the group and the ending. The loon devolves quickly into wanting to offer blood sacrifices to the monsters in the mist. The ending is rather bleak if you look at it one way and slightly less so when looked at it from another.

A group of four adults and a child escape in a truck. They drive until the gas runs out but do not escape the mist. They have a gun with four bullets. The father of the child kills everyone else then steps out of the truck hoping to be eaten by the monsters. A minute or so later the mist starts to clear and the army arrives escorting survivors. That’s a bleak ending. Until you realize there’s zero chance the government would ever let those people go and talk about this. The survivors are, at best, going to be held indefinitely. At worst, lined up and shot. Dad saved them from that. Either way, he saved them from the monsters.
fun fact: King has been on the record saying he liked the movie's ending over the one from the short story
 


I just finished Crypt of the Moon Spider, a novella by Nathan Ballingrud. It was a quick read. Definitely more spooky and creepy than outright horror or gore. I really liked the writing and a lot of the imagery used was quite evocative. The premise made me jump on this and jump it to the top of my TBR pile. I wasn't blown away. It was good but not amazing. I can't talk too much about the premise without spoiling it.

A young bride in an alternate history 1923 is sent to a lunatic asylum on the moon...which has vast forests, spiders, and spider cultists.

Philip K. Dick is my all-time favorite writer and I think this is what it might have been like if he tried his hand at horror. And I'm not sure I mean that as a compliment. There's a line where you go from being trippy and evocative to just confusing. For me, this one landed on the far side of that line.
 

Around here Saturday night is Svengoolie night. We love watching goofy old horror movies with a bit of trivia and bad jokes. I really miss the heyday of horror hosts. Jo Bob and Elvira the most. Though Elvira was more my jam. Sven is slowly being replaced with three new horror hosts. Of them, Nostalgiaferatoo is the only one I like. I really hope when Sven retires Nostalgiaferatoo takes over.
I like Gwengoolie.

It’s a generally unremarkable story except for the religious loon trapped with the group and the ending. The loon devolves quickly into wanting to offer blood sacrifices to the monsters in the mist. The ending is rather bleak if you look at it one way and slightly less so when looked at it another.
I didn't see the movie but I read the story it was based on.
I was surprised when some dude in the market just flat out shoots the religious loon as she's trying to rile everyone up to hurt someone. He saw where things were headed and as Barney Fife was fond of saying, he nipped it in the bud.

fun fact: King has been on the record saying he liked the movie's ending over the one from the short story
King didn't have much of an ending for the original story.

I liked this one. It and The Thing are pretty much the only movies in the genre I have seen more than once.
I cannot figure out how The Thing pretty much flopped in theaters in 1982. Poltergeist was one of the top grossing movies that year, so it's not like audiences weren't interested in horror. And as far as science-fiction movies go, there was Bladerunner, The Wrath of Khan, and a little arthouse movie called E.T. released the same year, so it's not like audiences weren't interested in science fiction.
 


I didn't see the movie but I read the story it was based on.
I was surprised when some dude in the market just flat out shoots the religious loon as she's trying to rile everyone up to hurt someone. He saw where things were headed and as Barney Fife was fond of saying, he nipped it in the bud.
In the film that doesn't happen until near the end of the movie. It's basically the last thing that happens before the others escape.
King didn't have much of an ending for the original story.
He's kinda famous for not sticking the landing though.
I cannot figure out how The Thing pretty much flopped in theaters in 1982. Poltergeist was one of the top grossing movies that year, so it's not like audiences weren't interested in horror. And as far as science-fiction movies go, there was Bladerunner, The Wrath of Khan, and a little arthouse movie called E.T. released the same year, so it's not like audiences weren't interested in science fiction.
Maybe it was too much? Too much gore or body horror for the mainstream audience at the time.
 

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