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Aeson · Sunday at 9:58 AM

Dannyalcatraz said:
You now have lesbrain.

Does that mean I have to watch the WNBA and softball?

Aeson · Sunday at 10:09 AM

This is a T-shirt design I saw an ad for. Unfortunately, they don't have it in my size.

Dannyalcatraz · Sunday at 10:27 AM

Aeson said:
Does that mean I have to watch the WNBA and softball?

AND buy a Subaru so you can go to Home Depot. I don’t make the rules.

trappedslider · Sunday at 10:42 AM

Aeson · Sunday at 10:44 AM

I was nearly finished with work when the clocks went ahead an hour. Clock went from 2am to 3am. I had about 5 minutes left. That was the longest 5 minutes in my life.

Last year I was driving between routes when the time changed. It normally took 10 minutes. That night it was an hour and 10 minutes.

I hate when the clocks move forward in Spring. I love it when they go back in autumn. I finish an hour earlier.

Aeson · Sunday at 10:48 AM

trappedslider said:

I'm in lesbians with Ramona also. I definitely would have taken on her seven evil exes.

Aeson · 2026-03-09T08:34:35+0000

@trappedslider
A podcast mentioned a mispronunciation of Ruth Bader Ginsburg as Ruth Gator Binsburg.

Can you AI up an image for me? A gator man in trash can armor?

I even worked up some background. A Florida man fed his alligator radioactive meth. The gator bit him and he became Gator-man.

Aeson · 2026-03-09T17:56:31+0000

I gave it a shot with Gemini.
I asked for an alligator man in trashcan armor.

I then asked to add in details to make it look like he was from Florida. I rolled my eyes at the potted palm trees. The Publix grocery bag nailed it. The natural habitat sign made me giggle.