EN World What you thought a thread title said.

darjr · Friday at 7:28 PM

Design issues! With 5e!

darjr · Friday at 7:48 PM

D&D goes bad.

Brendan Byrd · 2026-03-14T00:05:17+0000

darjr said:
D&D goes bad.

I think that ship sailed way back during the “Satanic Panic”.

cbwjm · 2026-03-14T02:48:35+0000

darjr said:
D&D goes bad.

It has a good shelf life, but you need to remember to refrigerate once opened.

MarkB · 2026-03-14T23:25:12+0000

darjr said:
D&D goes bad.

When I saw that one today I thought it was D&D go bang.

trappedslider · 2026-03-15T00:00:20+0000

MarkB said:
When I saw that one today I thought it was D&D go bang.

that's what happens when D&D goes bad.

Brendan Byrd · 2026-03-15T00:10:12+0000

MarkB said:
When I saw that one today I thought it was D&D go bang.

*The Giff has entered the chat*

darjr · 2026-03-15T00:20:26+0000

Thought he said Giff

Spelljammer Thread 'Meet The Giff--Spelljammer's Space Pirate Hippos!'

Jul 21, 2022

The Giff, a race of "gunslinging hippo-like pirates" will be appearing in Spelljammer: Adventures in Space, and D&D Beyond has a sneak preview of them.

Sneak Peek: Meet the Giff, a Race of Gunslinging Hippo-Like Pirates

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a space pirate? The giff! The playable race comes to us from Spelljammer: Adventures in Space. Here's a prev...

www.dndbeyond.com

Brendan Byrd · 2026-03-15T00:46:46+0000

darjr said:
Thought he said Giff

You thought right.

Which brings to mind…

Garibaldi: No boom?
Sinclair: No Boom.
Ivanova: No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some < naughty word > perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!