The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

Richards · 2026-03-27T01:30:16+0000

I nominate...Frank Zappa.

Classic.

Johnathan

Dannyalcatraz · 2026-03-27T05:52:51+0000

I’m surprised John Waters didn’t show up on the list.

GMMichael · 2026-03-27T06:42:50+0000

Richards said:
I nominate...Frank Zappa.

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Classic.

Johnathan

Or Serj Tankian?

Does mustache exclude goatees or beards?

Benjamin Olson · 2026-03-27T07:11:00+0000

Seems more like a "greatest mustaches of the 20th and 21st centuries (belonging to non-dictators)" poll to me.

sevenbastard · 2026-03-27T13:08:48+0000

To cool to care if he even wins. He's got a long way to go and a short time to get there.

Morrus · 2026-03-27T13:14:49+0000

Benjamin Olson said:
Seems more like a "greatest mustaches of the 20th and 21st centuries (belonging to non-dictators)" poll to me.

If I’m counting right 9 of the 13 are US movie/TV actors of the last 50 years, mainly with fairly mediocre moustaches compared to some really epic historical ones. It’s more a “what American movie star do I like?” poll.

The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

Wilfred Brimley

Charlie Chaplin

Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain

Salvador Dali

Sam Elliot

Clark Gable

Hulk Hogan

Freddie Mercury

Nick Offerman

Burt Reynolds

Tom Selleck

Alex Trebek

Emiliano Zapata

Mine is pretty great (post a selfie)

Other option not listed (see below)

Nobody. There is no such thing as a good mustache.

Richards

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Dannyalcatraz

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GMMichael

Guide of Modos

Benjamin Olson

Hero

sevenbastard

Legend

Morrus

Well, that was fun

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