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The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

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Start date Yesterday at 8:30 PM

The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

Wilfred Brimley
Votes: 1 7.1%
Charlie Chaplin
Votes: 0 0.0%
Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain
Votes: 1 7.1%
Salvador Dali
Votes: 2 14.3%
Sam Elliot
Votes: 5 35.7%
Clark Gable
Votes: 0 0.0%
Hulk Hogan
Votes: 1 7.1%
Freddie Mercury
Votes: 3 21.4%
Nick Offerman
Votes: 1 7.1%
Burt Reynolds
Votes: 0 0.0%
Tom Selleck
Votes: 6 42.9%
Alex Trebek
Votes: 0 0.0%
Emiliano Zapata
Votes: 1 7.1%
Mine is pretty great (post a selfie)
Votes: 0 0.0%
Other option not listed (see below)
Votes: 4 28.6%
Nobody. There is no such thing as a good mustache.
Votes: 1 7.1%

Richards

Legend

Today at 1:30 AM

I nominate...Frank Zappa.

Classic.

Johnathan

Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator

Staff member

Supporter

Today at 5:52 AM

I’m surprised John Waters didn’t show up on the list.

GMMichael

Guide of Modos

Today at 6:42 AM

Richards said:
I nominate...Frank Zappa.

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Classic.

Johnathan

Or Serj Tankian?

Does mustache exclude goatees or beards?

Benjamin Olson

Hero

Today at 7:11 AM

Seems more like a "greatest mustaches of the 20th and 21st centuries (belonging to non-dictators)" poll to me.

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The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

The Greatest Mustache(s) in History

Wilfred Brimley

Charlie Chaplin

Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain

Salvador Dali

Sam Elliot

Clark Gable

Hulk Hogan

Freddie Mercury

Nick Offerman

Burt Reynolds

Tom Selleck

Alex Trebek

Emiliano Zapata

Mine is pretty great (post a selfie)

Other option not listed (see below)

Nobody. There is no such thing as a good mustache.

Richards

Legend

Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator

GMMichael

Guide of Modos

Benjamin Olson

Hero

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