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"Seriously, guys - if you're going to make your character a rapist, be tasteful about it, okay? I run a classy table!"

Whenever I buy new dice, I immediately swallow them. Once they have completed their arduous journey and emerged from the other end a day or so later, they are totally in synch with my needs, and respond appropriately with the desired numbers when rolled. (I would suggest not starting with Game...

I bailed on one particular group for a few reasons: - The apartment we played in was FILTHY. Seemingly every horizontal surface was covered with books, loose papers, and miniatures. The couch looked like a few hobos with diarrhea had been stabbed to death on it, and I couldn't find one clean...

Not to sidetrack things, but this keeps nagging at my mind for some reason. You went to a restaurant with some people and didn't eat what you wanted because someone else didn't like the food that you wanted to eat? I feel like I'm missing something here. Unless I'm for some reason sharing a...

Ugh, my group hated this game. WAY too many bits and pieces, horrible organization, and poorly explained rules meant that I found myself looking forward to the end of the session the few times we played it. It does have some interesting ideas with the dice, but it just felt like a big, overly...

Maaan, John is SO six months ago. Get with the program, grampa!

Best typo EVER.

Close. According to rumor, it was originally supposed to be a toy line for the Conan movie, until it was realized that the movie was pretty damn inappropriate for kids. Conan got a hair dye job and bam, He-Man was born. Of course, this rumor has never been confirmed.

How do you know people are stuffing the ballot box?

He's also crazy in a bad way, what with the Alzheimer's and all.

Dude, I know. Every Sunday, I write a letter to the newspaper complaining about their tacit support of his mean-spirited "humor", but so far they have yet to do anything about it. :(

Dang - must be a slow day for bitch-worthy items if we're digging up comments made nine years ago to shake our fists about.

"And so, Mr. Bond, we meet again. But this time, the advantage is mine."

Hey, howzabout you knock it off with this whole dour schtick of comparing gamer nicknames and stereotypes with MUCH more serious real world things? It's ridiculous behavior and hideously inappropriate.

Good lord. Either you take gaming waaay too seriously, or you don't take real world problems nearly seriously enough.

Or cheesy bacon, which would be DELICIOUS!

Ah, that wasn't quite contempt - just expressing my surprise that the healing PC did the exact same dumb thing two rounds in a row. If it makes sense for the attacker, sure. A flail snail will probably just randomly whip his flails around at whatever's in front of him, but a vampire's going to...

Let me google that for you

I yam what I yam.

Why the hell did the other PC heal you a second time immediately after seeing that the monster had no problem with smacking you back into unconsciousness after the first try? A better choice would have been for another PC to use a round to drag your character out of the fray before patching him...