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  1. Scarbonac

    Worst 3.5 Change

    Same here.
  2. Scarbonac

    Inter-racial breeding - help!

    #1) Fiendish goblins sounds fine; #2) You need to set this player on fire. Kerosine of lighter fluid will do nicely. #3) There is no #3. [Edit: Left off a frelling # symbol.]
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    Thoughts on Bargle

    Heh, Gutboy rocks...
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    Gaming catchphrases, expressions, and idioms--what are yours?

    ''Uh..cocked die...?'' Usually said after rolling a ''1'' on a d20. ''Does a '1' hit/save/etc. ?'' The other thing said after rolling a ''1'' on a d20. ''Ouch.'' The other other thing said after rolling a ''1'' on a d20. ''My AC is so low that even I can't hit me!'' Used in our...
  5. Scarbonac

    Wherefore Orcs?

    That goes double for me! Good job, andrew!
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    Wherefore Orcs?

    ''Fey-like qualities'' such as...? I'm terribly afraid that I'm going to have to ask you to actually back that up with quotes, rather than the very general statements that you've been making. There's no evidence that he lifted anything from anywhere; the only other mention of ''hobbits'' is as...
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    Wherefore Orcs?

    From Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/167133/ref%3Ded%5Fcp%5F7%5F2%5Fb/104-4026531-7730340 The article continues to state that JRRT might have seen the word and forgotten that he had seen it. And...? It's not the word itself, it's the application; the word orc...
  8. Scarbonac

    [3.5] In the Works - Miniature pictures

    My thought exactly. I think that it's supposed to be a halfling. Sweet Jesus.:(
  9. Scarbonac

    Paladin Warhorse

    OMFG. Dude, I'm coughing up a lung, I'm laughing so hard!
  10. Scarbonac

    To RoytheOdd, here's a thread for questions and answers

    224) OK, I'm trying too follow along like a good boy, but wading through so many posts has taken its toll on my brains; are druids limited to only one animal companion at a time now? It doesn't seem clear to me from what's been posted thus far on the subject of druids and animal companions...
  11. Scarbonac

    The Case of the Missing Sandwich

    That. Was. Totally. Cool! :cool: Man, IMC, that'd be worth a nice chunk of x.p.! ;)
  12. Scarbonac

    lord of the...

    The Lord of the Orgone: He is the Manipulator of Bions and Defender of the Primordial Cosmic Energy. He rises up, out of Orgonon, in his speedy Collector and he flies around the world giving toys to good boys and girls, while he makes rain, destroys armor and heals all illnesses with his...
  13. Scarbonac

    [OT] Sandwichery of the Dark Ages

    Well, some of the basic possibilities, as I see 'em: The ''happy accident'', where a cook, without meaning to, mistakenly added some (pehaps thinking it to be a different vegetable, perhaps it was maliciously added to the food by a prankster) to a dish of food, and once the screaming and the...
  14. Scarbonac

    Armour Dilemma: Am I Wrong Here?

    Curse you, Sir, I was saving that as a secret weapon. You have just broken my heart.:(
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    Armour Dilemma: Am I Wrong Here?

    Just to contribute something to the thread before the final ultimate ugly meltdown ensues, IIRC, the Paladin was apparently sick of being the frontline tank who would be abandoned there to sink or swim on his own by his fellow party-members, and was enjoying the hell out of the idea that he...
  16. Scarbonac

    Armour Dilemma: Am I Wrong Here?

    And I say that it's DUCK season! ...fricasseein' duck season, that is.
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    Armour Dilemma: Am I Wrong Here?

    It's DUCK season!
  18. Scarbonac

    Armour Dilemma: Am I Wrong Here?

    30%-er pride, represent, y'all! Testify, my brothers!
  19. Scarbonac

    Armour Dilemma: Am I Wrong Here?

    That's close enough to the reality of the situation (and what is reality but a collective hunch, anyway?) to stand in for reality during the dress-rehersal. :D Yeah, the 70%-ers say ''You made your beds, you lousy ingrates, now lie in them!'' (and not without some justification) while the...
  20. Scarbonac

    Grr: Something Frustrating

    Re: Re: Grr: Something Frustrating Oh, no, you aren't the only one, my brother. So this is what it sounds like- when doves cry!
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