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  1. MichaelSomething

    D&D General D&D Editions: Anybody Else Feel Like They Don't Fit In?

    Because you're an Enworlder, who are the elite of the Dungeons and Dragons community. Like any who post on Enworld, you have skill, cunning, and judgement far beyond the average Dungeon Master.
  2. MichaelSomething

    D&D General Mimic Figure Preorder Time!

    Good Simile Company, Japanese producer of high end collectibles related to anime and manga, have finally made a Mimic Figure! https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-mimic-14278 Neodoriods are cuter versions of popular characters, and after too long, they finally got around to the...
  3. MichaelSomething

    D&D General A thread celebrating The Superior Playstyle

    I assure you, it has everything you want, and nothing you don't.
  4. MichaelSomething

    D&D General A thread celebrating The Superior Playstyle

    Greetings Enworlders; let us take the time to celebrate The Superior Playstyle. The Playstyle that we all hold dear in our hearts. The greatest and most bestest playstyle around. The playstyle that we all know and love. I'm glad it's around, and I hope it doesn't go away any time soon. Don't...
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    D&D General [rant]The conservatism of D&D fans is exhausting.

    It's amazing how much adult content you can hide in things for children.
  6. MichaelSomething

    D&D General [rant]The conservatism of D&D fans is exhausting.

    Yet no one here has applied to join my anti-WOTC resistance group?? Or did everyone else form one and didn't invite me??? D: D: D:
  7. MichaelSomething

    D&D 5E The BG3 Effect. Control and Paralyzing 5.5 Meta?

    For suggestions on non combat activities... How about having your PCs help a village of magical creatures come to terms with expressing their emotions?? Or maybe help a group of magically talent youngsters learn to embrace their capabilities?? Or maybe provide encouragement to a...
  8. MichaelSomething

    D&D General [rant]The conservatism of D&D fans is exhausting.

    Wasn't all of 5E built with surveys??
  9. MichaelSomething

    D&D General [rant]The conservatism of D&D fans is exhausting.

    Yet everyone ignores my idea to create an investor group and buy Hasbro stock. That's one way to make WOTC make what you want!
  10. MichaelSomething

    D&D General [rant]The conservatism of D&D fans is exhausting.

    Right about now, some posters would be telling you about how their playstyle would turn these wretched games into utopia. How you would be stupid to resist. I'll tell you no such thing. The truth is, I want you to resist. I'm not here to save your game. I'm not here to spread the greatness...
  11. MichaelSomething

    D&D General [rant]The conservatism of D&D fans is exhausting.

    Ever checked out the Monopoly expansion packs?? https://shop.hasbro.com/en-us/monopoly/expansion Or my attempt to discuss who shouldn't play D&D?? https://www.enworld.org/threads/who-shouldnt-play-d-d.706053/
  12. MichaelSomething

    D&D (2024) What Licensed IP Do You Want For 5E?

    Konosuba, just so my character could actually worship Aqua.
  13. MichaelSomething

    D&D General Matt Colville on the “Forever DM”

    Don't hate the player; hate the game???
  14. MichaelSomething

    D&D General Matt Colville on the “Forever DM”

    Why is that not preferred?? What type of voice and diction would you like?
  15. MichaelSomething

    D&D General Have you ever used Acquisitions Incorporated?

    There's no easier way for players to tell an organization is evil then by seeing a minion get punished for not putting the right cover sheet on the TPS reports.
  16. MichaelSomething

    D&D General When (or if?) the FICTION is out to get you??

    Do you think it's possible for that to not be the case???
  17. MichaelSomething

    D&D General When (or if?) the FICTION is out to get you??

    But not THE source of the fiction. The rules of the RPG, the players, and the fictional frame of the situation are also sources of the fiction. While the DM can (and should) nudge things, they should not override the entire construct of the fiction to force it towards their preferred outcome.
  18. MichaelSomething

    D&D General When (or if?) the FICTION is out to get you??

    When I DM, I don't want to get or not get the PCs. I, ideally, am a conduit of the fiction, and it gets (or not gets) the PCs on its terms. Who else operates like this? Care to share example??
  19. MichaelSomething

    D&D General D&D Editions: Anybody Else Feel Like They Don't Fit In?

    Well there's always purging D&D of everyone who's different from you. Then you'll fit in for sure!!!
  20. MichaelSomething

    D&D (2024) Is Combat Tedious on Purpose?

    Give the slowest PC a magic weapon that is +6 but loses the bonus (for the day) if their turn ever last longer than 30 seconds. That'll help speed things up.
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