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I played a half-orc fighter/barbarian named Krotch the Defiler. He lived up to his name, defiling a brass dragon, a displacer beast, and a few other monsters I cannot remember. That was the best three games. Evar.

Eric Noah invented the internet and then stole it from Al Gore.

(the title is a homage to Ace Ventura, who said "fiction can be fun ...") Anyway, I'm looking for inspiration. I want to design some rules for combat that are not only functional, but fun. I'm not looking for a complicated combat system, like the Riddle of Steel, but something that once you...

Yeah, we need to keep in touch more often. Send me a PM on here with your email, so I can add it to my list of allowed incoming emails.

I gotta agree with Crothian. Some of my favorite spellcaster characters were Enchantment specialists. Something about being able to make monsters and villains do what I say without any sort of free will involved on their part, is very satisfying. Enchantment is so much more forgiving than any...

Hah, memories. Let me see what I can drudge up. Story #1: Thor and the Mysoginist Dungeon B.K. was running a game and it was me, Ian, Justin, Nicole, Merci, Daniel, and Josh. As was customary, visiting the church in town (pick a church, any church, it doesn't matter) led me to be geased for...

Layer 453: The Layer of Nerfus Roguous This entire layer consists of a perfectly flan plain with twigs everywhere imposing -4 to move silently checks. This plane is inhabited by walking ears. Layer 238: The Gray This plane is a infinite expanse of gray. Whenever you shout, it echoes ("LAME...

I don't know why you feel like a butcher; buchers cut up the carcass of an animal after it's dead. You're more like the psychopath who preys on innocent girls and wears their skins from Silence of the Lamb.

Although I hear if you bribe customer service at Adobe with pancakes and maple syrup, they hang up on you.

Nah, it just makes your character impossible to relate to with anyone whose Intelligence is 30 or less.

When I played Darkstone, you can make two characters. One was an up-front fighter, who did everything. the other was an assassin whose only job was to carry all the loot. His name was "treasurebag". I find the name so demeaning as to be hilarious :D

Hey all; you may remember my thread where I used pity to entice you to buy my ebay D&D books so I could have a small cash nest when I moved to San Francisco to attend the California Culinary Academy. Well, here I am, in my dorm room, alone. It's not bad. I have Cartoon Network, and with net...

White skinned drow, eh? Paging Drowbane. Paging Drowbane.

Thanks, I'm very excited about starting a real career and getting the training to do so :)

oh duh ... shows how much I pay attention Mods, can I get a move?

Hello all; I plan on moving to San Francisco to attend the California Culinary Academy. As it is, I have too many books, so I have decided to sell my excess D&D 3.0 and 3.5 books on eBay. The prices are good (1/3 of the MSRP). This is the first wave of auctions, so please, if you are looking...

I;ve run this box set a few times actually, and with the same results. Back in 2e, the party died. In 3e, the party died. They fear it, but they also relish the chance to prove themselves and beat the darn thing. The thing was, they would have never won anyway. But it's great as a meat...

Thanks evertbody. I feel more confident about alternate powers, and I get them, so to say. Although I think they are still unbalanced and a bit powerful, I haven't run or played a game yet, and will reserve final judgement until I see the rules in action.

I just don't get the Alternate Powers rules. Can someone please explain this to me? I dont know what about it prevents me from understanding ... I guess I have trouble understanding why 1 power point feat should allow someone to be able to use another power at the limit of the primary power's...

Holy crap! Erik Mona responded to my post! I hope you see that my post was made with tongue firmly planted in cheek. :o Even though I was implying commercial espionage, it was a humorous, and not serious. Honestly, I think it's awesome that WoTC is doing Castle Greyhawk, just because their...