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Oh man, that is a slick avatar. A mystery moderator has blessed me this day, An avatar without having to pay! So pleasing to the eyes, That even the guys, Can't help but glance over this way!

Ah, the bitter smell of fear. Yeah, that's right. You're scared. You big folk are scared that us little people are going to take over. Well, you shouldn't be scared. Because there's no reason to fear the inevitable.

I like elven music, but I'm afraid that elves just don't understand the delicate nuances of placing a whoopee cushion as a performance art. Still, that hasn't stopped me from responding appropriately when some pretty elf girl, having seen one of my stunning performances, decides to find out...

This "little guy" is even more sleek and sexy now that he's in color. Do I look suave, or do I look super-suave? And Illusionists? Who needs 'em? We gnomes are about illusions, tricks, AND style (and, in my case, raw, unbridled sexual charisma) so I kicked those bookish, socially inept geeks...

Detect Magic: When I talk funny and wave my hands I can find the magic of all the lands But with Gimble the bard It's never that hard For the real magic is in his pants.

Don't forget the biggest change to bards: they added me :D Any power increase in the 3.5 bard is nothing more than a more accurate (though still inadequate) modelling of my immense style and aptitude.

That's because if they showed me in color, you would be blinded by my sexiness. Nymphs have nothing on the Gimble.

Anybody?

For the price, the best two items in the world are: 1) Heward's handy haversack- when we made 4th level characters for a game at least half the group took these 2) Hat of Disguise- this item is WAY underpriced; if your party likes intrigue or using unorthodox tactics to kill the monsters and...

I would tell you, but it would violate my NDA. *Evil grin*

You have to ask? Even Mechagodzilla would fall for my charm. While he was ordering me some scotch (mmmm...) I would reset him and make him reboot in Jungle Boogie mode.

Are you people trying to put me in the unemployment line? That's enough cracking on 3.5. This gnome has needs. The ladies love my looks, but I can't treat 'em right without a paycheck. So my official position, without any vested interest, is that everyone should uniformly praise the revised...

I use Monte Cook's sorcerer, but make anyone that wants to multiclass into it take a feat at 1st level, namely Spell Thematics from Magic of Faerun (you can get the real version free in the errata, so no reason to buy the book if this is all you want). Then I make sure that the sorc picks a...

My house rules have always been as follows: A monk may make an attack with any object or none at all, but it is resolved in ALL WAYS as an unarmed attack. Even enhancement bonuses on weapons don't count. This makes it merely a flavor distinction. However, once this rule is in place, feats...

There is nothing wrong with having multiple topics about my greatness.

Naull, a gnome? She only wishes.

I do not appreciate inquiries into my private life. Why must celebrity always be accompanied by such intrusions of privacy? Next thing you know the D&D paparazzi will be following me around and there will be countless pictures of me rendered by Eryl Otus. As for my sexuality, that is none of...

It seems that some shred of wisdom has been passed down through the ages and ended up, rather haphazardly, on this board.

I've been here less than a day, and already 30% of the population has turned against me. Inconsiderate oafs.