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  1. davidschwartznz

    Why are my FLGS completely ignorant?

    Our comic/gaming store just took us all to the movies. :D :D :D (David's ghost)
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    Dice Questions?

    Your roman d20 doesn't seem to have underlines or dots or whatever- how do you tell the difference between a IX and an XI? :-)
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    Products You'd Like WoTC to do

    Check out athas.org. Not done by wizards, but on the other hand, completely free. Much more comprehensive, and closer to the orginal than the Paizo version. (Though I may be biased, I'm a subeditor for the project.) Oh, and I'll put a vote for Al-Quadim 3.5. Maztica, too. Not a fan of the FR...
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    Do you read non-RPG fantasy novels?

    I admit a weakness for Magic novels and anthologies. Yes, its the geek equivalent of a dime-store romance, but I like to think of it as 'mental sorbet'. I read all these deep, dark books, its nice to have a quick, shallow read once in a while. My favorite 'licenced' writer is definitely Jeff...
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    Advancing a Brain in a Jar

    It's not just a brain in the belly of a iron golem - it's also a pirate! I can't help picturing a brain with an eyepatch. :lol: Piracy is just a sideline - he's really looking for the white whale that ate the rest of his body...
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    Advancing a Brain in a Jar

    IIRC, SKR did an article explaining why an iron golem must be hollow based on the description in the MM.
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    Advancing a Brain in a Jar

    7 or so levels of psion specializing in telekenisis or telepathy.
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    That is not a spell book, that's rope!

    The last Dark Sun campaign I ran, the PCs faced an undead defiler. The doorway to his lab had an unusual beaded curtain. They walked through his spellbook several times and never noticed.
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    An Ordinary Human Into A God

    Read Dianetics! Wait, did I say 'read'? I meant 'write'.
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    Green steel from Baator?

    It's all in how you sell it... When I ran Planescape many years ago, I had a player who played a 'dwarf' fighter/psion who had a psionic accident that gave him stone-like flesh; I let him forego the magical item I was giving each character in exchange for natural armor. Part of the flavor was...
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    Most mispronounced monster names

    It's not Arabic (althoguh I've heard it from several sources), it's French from the Latin 'palatine', an adjective meaning 'of the palace', that is answering directly to the monarch.
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    Most mispronounced monster names

    Kobold comes from the word 'cobalt', which, as I understand it, is German for copper. I'm not sure how English speakers came to use it as the name for another element, or what Germans call that element. Anyway, German miners would dig up what they thought was copper ore, but when it was smelted...
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    Most mispronounced monster names

    So, that would be drah-gay then? ;)
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    Most mispronounced monster names

    It's the Latin spelling of the Greek 'daimon', both pronounced die-mon. 'Demon' is a corrupt version of it (corrupt in the etymological sense ;) ). It's a synonym of the Latin 'genius' which is similar to the Arabic 'djinni' which is why we have the word 'genie'. And although we don't use the...
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    Most mispronounced monster names

    Dragonnnnn. Like 'dragon', but instead of a schwa in the second syllable, an 'o' as in 'on' and about five 'n's. 'Ixitxachitl' is Nahuatl (Aztec). So: ee-sheet-shah-kee-tluh. Although the 'proper' pronounciation of 'sahuagin' is roughly 'say who again?' ever since I ran my last Maztica game...
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    Can A Cat CLose an Open Door?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    Can A Cat CLose an Open Door?

    When was the last time this happened to your familiar: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/4651863.stm
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    Should there be ducks in the new RuneQuest?

    Some of the old (I mean like 15 years ago) Final Fantasy games had ducks in stormtrooper hats armed with shortswords. That's why I voted for ducks. If you can work Moogle into your game, that'd be cool too!
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    Psionics DC: based on d20 or on flat 10

    Yeah, in my game that turned what should have been an easy encounter into a rout. Rather than knock out most of the guards in one swoop, the psion merely alerted every single one of them that a low-hp character was trying to break in. Personally, I found it too much work for too little gain. Go...
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    Who pays for your group's "Party Leader" t-shirt?

    From a recent game: "So you're the party leader when there are naked women, but when there's a guy shooting laser deathray eye-beams, suddenly I'm the leader!?"
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