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  1. Dark Jezter

    New chapter up for A Dance with Dragons

    Any mention on when this one is gonna be out?
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    Favorite Romantic Song

    Real song: Sex Farm Woman by Spinal Tap
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    Lethal Star Trek Blade Seized in UK

    "Is that a bat'leth in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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    Favorite Romantic Song

    Pretty much anything by Barry White. I swear, that guy's voice is like an auditory aphrodesiac; women hear it and it instantly gets them in the mood for lovin'. :cool: Other romantic songs I like... Let's Make Love by Faith Hill & Tim McGraw Beth by KISS Don't Want to Miss a Thing by...
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    24 (Aired 5/18) SPOILER REQUEST

    "Who's there?" "Land Shark." "What?!" "Um, I mean Pizza Guy."
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    Presidential Speech Tonight....

    Thanee wins the thread! :D
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    New from E3 - a game for all you lonely gamers out there :)

    Believe it or not, the first Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball actually had addictive gameplay. My brother and I rented it a few years ago, and it managed to entertain us all weekend long. So there was actually a reason to rent it other than computer-generated bikini babes. On a...
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    They Shot Pizzly!

    With good reason; bears are godless killing machines. ;) This is kinda scary, though. Today we have grizzly-polar hybrids. But before you know it, we'll have to start worrying about... Manbearpig!
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    What if... D&D had been designed BEFORE The Lord of the Rings!

    True, D&D elves aren't the borderline demigods that Tolkien's elves were (unless you take the 2e Complete Book of Elves into account). However, there are still a lot of traits that D&D elves have more in common with Tolkien's elves rather than the elves of mythology.
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    What if... D&D had been designed BEFORE The Lord of the Rings!

    Conan was dungeon-crawling 20 years before LotR was ever published. Actually, LotR wasn't as big of an influence on D&D as a lot of people think. About 2 years ago, I read an interview with Gary Gygax where he said that Robert E. Howard, Fritz Lieber, and Jack Vance were much bigger influences...
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    WOW Expansion Alliance race announced.

    I'd say that the retcon is now official canon. However, Blizzard should probably go back and edit the previously existing storyline to match the new backstory of the Eredar.
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    WOW Expansion Alliance race announced.

    Wouldn't surprise me. The "pretty" races (usually humans and elves) are always the most popular in MMORPGs.
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    WOW Expansion Alliance race announced.

    As a long-time fan of the Warcraft setting, I'm very impressed with the Draenai; they're original, and they definately shed some interesting new insights into Warcraft lore. Too bad the Horde is stuck with just another elf subrace and don't get a cool new original race. :(
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    24 (Episode aired on 5/8) **Spoilers Welcome**

    I'm glad to hear that Secretary Heller is still alive. He's one of my favorite characters. :) Good episode this time. The last minute of the episode actually caused me to stand up and shout "FARK YOU, MILES!!!"*. Any show that can get a reaction like that out of you is definately intense. ;)...
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    Community Supporter problem

    Thanks, Morrus! Stuff like this is why I love EN World. :)
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    Community Supporter Accounts lost in crash.

    Nice job on gettting the site back up and running, guys! However, it appears that EN World no longer remembers that I'm a community supporter. Just thought I'd let you know so we can get this fixed. :)
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    Tekken, Castlevania, and Pac-Man movies confirmed.

    I think that the Pac-Man movie should be handled as a serious drama, with Harrison Ford as Pac-Man, Nicole Kidman as Ms. Pac-Man, Anthony Hopkins as Inky, Al Pachino as Blinky, Hugh Grant as Pinky, and Dustin Hoffman as Clyde. And the movie should be directed by Stephen Spielberg.
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    May Title for Off Topic

    A winner is you! :cool:
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    Liked the movie-- hated going to see it...

    I've seen that happen. A few years ago when I was in a theater seeing a movie (I can't remember exactly which movie it was), some guy was talking quite loudly on his cell phone while everybody was trying to watch the movie. Finally, the person sitting in front of them stood up, turned around...
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