Human rogue3/cleric5 with a CHA of 14, a WIS of 12, and a STR of 24 (18 to start, +1 at 4th level, +1 at 8th level, and a +4 Belt of Giant Strength), who took (back in 3.0) the Two-Weapon Fighting and Ambidexterity feats to better wield the double shortswords he carried around.
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