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  1. Old Gumphrey

    Can Warforged get laid?

    Dude, that is freaking jacked up. I'm stealing it for my campaign.
  2. Old Gumphrey

    Martial Controllers

    I actually think it should've been the rogue. It's already half a controller as it is, what with the AoE blinds, dazing, stunning, sliding...it's really not a stretch. You can even take feats to trade your striker damage for debuffs & conditions, or just add more debuffs & conditions to your...
  3. Old Gumphrey

    To Mike Mearls: Melee training and the Battlemind

    More than double it, since you can stack up things like Horned Helm to your every day damage, and you get the static number twice if you hit. And with some feats you can use at-wills on an OA...yeesh.
  4. Old Gumphrey

    There won't be a 4.5 because WotC doesn't need a 4.5

    It's just proof that no matter what the D&D masters do, it's never going to be the right thing. I distinctly remember all the complaining about lack of errata, because I was one of the ones doing it. I guess it's the other side of the fence now complaining that there's too much. I appreciate...
  5. Old Gumphrey

    D&D 4E 4E's New Direction: Giving the game back to the DM.

    I don't follow your reasoning here.
  6. Old Gumphrey

    Essentials: Magic Item Rarity Explained, it's actually good!

    You could try reading the article before you set your books on fire.
  7. Old Gumphrey

    D&D 4E 4e powers and unfun moments

    Adding reliability won't change anything. The situation you described will still happen (once per session per player, in our group), and it will still be unfun, and your tactics and desire will mean nothing in the face of that 1. Even with reliability, you'll just get to try your encounter power...
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    There won't be a 4.5 because WotC doesn't need a 4.5

    I can't agree with this more. I've played with 3 major groups in 4e and I played the same game each time. There were a few minor differences in how people did things, but it was by and large the same game. Compare this to the earlier days when every campaign you played in had a long (and...
  9. Old Gumphrey

    Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

    Every time Mike Mearls rolls a natural 20, fuel prices change.
  10. Old Gumphrey

    Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

    But Andy Collins put d8's in my pizza mix...
  11. Old Gumphrey

    Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

    He's in my kitchen mixing d20's into my pie crust.
  12. Old Gumphrey

    Wait a second...

    Yeah, but it would involve "pulling a Mind Flayer", and probably some prison time.
  13. Old Gumphrey

    Wait a second...

    This right here. So much chud...
  14. Old Gumphrey

    Wait a second...

    Not really. I'm mostly poking fun at 2e. Mostly.
  15. Old Gumphrey

    Wait a second...

    ...Player's Option? Does this frighten anyone else? 2e era, you know what I'm talking about.
  16. Old Gumphrey

    D&D 4E Tweaking a couple of things my group doesn't like about 4E

    Some people actually didn't play that way. It was absolutely horrifying. "Low magic" is what the DM said when he meant "I'm going for a TPK".
  17. Old Gumphrey

    Tiefling babies

    Aw, man...I thought it said "Tiefling babes." :(
  18. Old Gumphrey

    Redone Black Dragon from GenCon

    Can't say I have any sympathy for the acid blood. I'd say that, as a rule, you know you're coming up against a dragon about 7 times out of 10. It's called tactics, people. -Buy acid resist gear -Drink acid resist potions -Use acid resist powers -Get a polearm -Don't stand next to the thing...
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