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    He actually did it...

    I still won't forgive him for "Alone in the Dark". ..she got up! She was dead and she got up! Damnit Uwe, how could you miss that!?
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    Now on eBay: Data's head...

    Oh god. Must...resist temptation. Too...many...potential bad jokes...here!
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    Worst Movie ever (...according to rottentomatoes)

    Twice eh? Did you watch the entire thing or only the gratuitous naked bits? :lol: In any case I'd have to agree with that. If I fed a bunch of film to my dog I could pick a better movie off the lawn the next day. Speaking of bad movies, anyone else visit this site ever? I found one of my now...
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    Trying to remember the name of a sword-type

    Thats awesome. I love the idea of a sword/axe but I feel like it fills the same territory as sword-chuks, or possibly this Sounds nifty but at the same time I feel like it might be just the tiniest bit impractical. :)
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    Trying to remember the name of a sword-type

    Re: The picture above "You've got axe in my sword!" "You've got sword in my axe!"
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    And another one bites the dust

    Years ago, when MTV was clearly moving further and further away from actual music, I suggested jokingly that their next show would be one where morons are paid to hurt themselves. I suggested they call it "Ow, My Neck!" About a year later the show "Jackass" debuted. I haven't watched MTV since.
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    good news for a pleasant change

    That's awesome. Congrats Tree.
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    My 'Boys were Alive and Kicking - SD is out - GB down - NY for the win!!!

    I've always lived in New England but I've been an Eagles fan since I first took an interest in football. Of course, I took a roughly ten year hiatus after they had 3-13 and 5-11 seasons back to back. I just got back into football this year and was expecting more of the same. 8-8 ain't much but...
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    Need weird, creepy animal ideas

    "A bull sits not far away from the party, making a lot of noise as it eats from an overturned garbage can. It turns its head (still chewing) as you approach. A rats tail hangs from its drooling jaw." Any herbivore thats eating meat is automatically creepy. This is particularly true if they're a...
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    Movies With Traps

    Seconded. I've never seen the sequels though.
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    D&D Resolutions

    As a DM, I resolve to... 1: Run encounters that are less complex/different and a little more play-friendly. 2: Take better notes. 3: Pay attention (This will always be an uphill battle for me as it's not something peculiar to my game)
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    The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

    Man, what a waste of perfectly good coffee! :p (I've got nothing against the story, I just feel a pang of remorse whenever coffee is poured out.)
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    Best way to subtlely remind the inlaws of my name?

    I don't know how easy or practical this is, but how about wearing a custom football (or other sports) jersey with your name on the back? Of course, you'll actually have to be seen with it. Hi hon. :) In years past I've thought about what I'd do in the opposite situation. Aside from looking...
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    Boston 3.5/3.0 Book Blowout

    Merkuri and I just got back from there about 10 minutes ago. There's still lots of books; it's mostly Faerun stuff, a slew of "Eberron Explorer's Handbooks", a bunch of Eberron adventures and a few others like Lords of Madness and some of the "Races of" books. We picked up the last copy of...
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    How do you pronounce Drow?

    I voted for "as in cow" but really, I like to pronounce them as "Dr. Ow!"
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    What Core Races have you played?

    Of the four D&D characters I've played there was one human, one half-orc, and orc and an asaathi. I keep deviating from core. :)
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    What end of the candycane do you start on first?

    This poll makes me sad. I only hope that one day all the "straight" folks can become "hookers".
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    What end of the candycane do you start on first?

    I start with the hook. I hadn't realized there were so many anti-hookites. I blame the decline of morals in kids today. Danged candy-cane deviants.
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    13 Hours of Sleep!

    "O sleep! O gentle sleep! Nature's soft nurse, how have I frighted thee, That thou no more wilt weight my eyelids down" When I was younger, I used to be able to sleep 10 hours at a stretch. Now I generally only get 6 or 7. I think it's a combination of getting older and the fact that I usually...
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    Oots 513

    Wight 1: "We're the wight squad!" Wight 2: "I thought we were the black squad?" Wight 1: "We are nitwit. We're the black squad of wights!" Wight 2: "Well which is it then? Are we the black or white squad!?"
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