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  1. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E List of All 33 Races in Mordenkainen's Monsters of the Multiverse

    Just keep doing what you're doing and ignore what everyone else is doing. Nobody including you gets to decide what is better, who knows better, whether the game is falling apart or not, or anything else.
  2. Carlsen Chris

    Mike Mearls tweet: Is the Known World of Mystara coming to 5e? (What's Cool About Mystara?)

    My gawd. The world will certainly collapse into ashes because of all this rampant speculation. It must be stopped!
  3. Carlsen Chris

    So what are you reading this year 2021?

    Sorry not that one. This one.
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  5. Carlsen Chris

    So what are you reading this year 2021?

    I read the bible quite a bit.
  6. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 4E Anyone playing 4e at the moment?

    Not playing 4E now, have never played 4E, and will likely never play 4E.
  7. Carlsen Chris

    D&D General Critical Role: Overrated, Underrated, or Goldilocks?

    I've just never been able to give the slightest naughty word about Critical Role.
  8. Carlsen Chris

    D&D General WotC: Novels & Non-5E Lore Are Officially Not Canon

    Me: Whatever WoTC says, does, or writes isn't canon. I don't give a good gosh-darn. Watch the language, please.
  9. Carlsen Chris

    The problem with Evil races is not what you think

    Lots of white privilege going on here.
  10. Carlsen Chris

    The impossibility of Point of Light settings

    No self-respecting academic working in the field calls the Middle Ages "the Dark ages" anymore. The Bright Ages — Matthew Gabriele
  11. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E Ellywick Tumblestrum's Ballads of the Forgotten Realms (hypothetical FR Setting Book)

    A FR book tied around an adventure based in the Dalelands, or Sembia, Cormyr or whatever that provides the opportunity for brief forays into Kara Tur, etc. Diverse and local at the same time, adventure and guide that leads the readers to older sources if they want to know more.
  12. Carlsen Chris

    Marvel vs DC

    I've never understood why character development is so important for internet fiction consumers. Do you like Crime and Punishment because of how well developed and relatable Raskolnikov is?
  13. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E 5e Boxed Sets, what should WotC make?

    "The Worlds of Magic: The Gathering"
  14. Carlsen Chris

    D&D General why do we have halflings and gnomes?

    I don't know, why do mushrooms exist? They don't have a lot of nutrient value, taste bland, and seem inappropriate in every dish they're in except things like mushroom soup which is just terrible to begin with. I have a theory that other people enjoy mushrooms and that is why they're...
  15. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E Why is the pike 18 lbs?!?!?

    Maybe Google doesn't know everything. Maybe pikes were enormous pieces of timber used in pike formations during the early modern period in Europe. On the other hand, I heard a rumor that Google has an image search function.
  16. Carlsen Chris

    D&D 5E What's wrong with this psion?

    D&D is a sci-fi game. See: Expedition to Barrier Peaks, Tale of the Comet.
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