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ya know tiamat is easier to kill than the tarrasgue.

ok first off its your fault so why are you complaining? As a Dm you could have said sorry Im not letting you play a race with a +8 to str (among other things) and sorry no +4 gauntlets, so no 30 str. If he absolutely has to have this stuff go make him take it from the guy whos wearing it (and...

skip rock and TWF or a war sling. TWF your bouncing rocks off of 4 heads a round. The imagry is just too cool. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: . evryone laughs at halfling threating them with a rock until they catch one in the groin.

the important thing to remember here is that other beings live in these other planes. If you send a terrasque to...hell for example Im pretty sure that all the little deamons would not appreciate you dumping a terrasque in their back yard, and that would lead to you running away from the duke of...

it says it in the terrasques background, it is a one of a kind monster and it only wakes ever (going from memory here so forgive me if Im a little off) 100 years to feed and it feeds for 24 hours.

that was the other part to the movie quote. If you can find CN20 nerve gas in a D&D setting the terrasque is the least of your worries. This reminds me, in the old forgotten realms comics some wizard created a spell to control the terrasque (it involved killing a dragon of each color and their...

find out what it eats and put out a buffet table (The terrasque is only active for what? 24 hours and it only wakes up to eat right?) Figure out how far it could travel in a day (realisticly. Its not just going to start a walkabout, itll feed and go back to sleep) warn the appropriate populace...

Its worth a shot, but you dont know if itll even affect him.

of course, were all forgetting about the great paladin / rogue prestige class, Shadowbane Inquisitor. Sneak attack from a Paladin, anyone?...going once....going twice....

thats because most people play lawful stupid not lawful good.

Mephistophilis: Why this is hell, nor am I out of it. Thinkst thou that I who saw the face of God, And tasted the eternal joys of heaven, Am not tormented with ten thousand hells, In being deprived of everlasting bliss?are more poetic version of what I said

Hell is a complete abscence of god and his love. Imagine being able to sense total happiness but at the same time having it completly denied to you, held just out of reach. Knowing that you fall short of god graces, forced to live for eternity contemplating your life and all your regrets. Youve...

but whats my motivation? What kind of tree would I be?

wow I learned something new, I had no idea that the meaning of illiterate had changed to mean un-educated, here I thought un-educated meant un-educated and illiterate was the inability to read. (sorry just some random sarcasm)

goon squad = 2-3 (per pc)2nd level(depending on pc level) barbarians with improved unarmed strike and come in raging!

theres a padded arrow in the races of the wild book that does subdual damage, use that instead of the pole then the pcs cant grab the pole, when they get the pieces of broken arrow have the goon squad come in and beat them silly for having contraband...wash...rinse...repeat

why is it in D&D games theres always a lone guard who is charged with watching over adventurers, wouldnt they be put in some sort of maximum security area, with wizards / sorcerers hog tied and gagged all hours of the day, barbarians chained with 3" thick chains 24 hours a day, at least 7...

there used to be a interesting rogue class in 2e. that was able to immulate spells with gadgets. The higher level he got the higher level spell he could emulate. Basically creating a pair of googles that immulate dark vision or creating a suit that emulates invisibility (a la predator) etc... I...

Ok heres a question for all you rules lawyers out there. If a monk takes the two weapon fighting feat, will this allow him (her) an extra attack when using flurry of blows? The two weapon fighting feat allowing an "off-hand" attack. I know flurry of blows is basically the same thing as 2-weapon...