Very, very steeped in the 80s, but quite funny. From Dragon #72:
Valley Elf,
He's a Valley Elf,
Valley Elf,
He's a Valley Elf . . .
So cool, so fair,
With chartreuse hair,
So young, secure ——
"Fer sure, fer sure,
like, oh, man, I was really down today,
like, sooo down,
I almost flunked...