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I know who you are too. You're Frukathka Mark XIXVII. This generation we managed to engineer you not to eat all the Doritos.

Well, have you ever played Paranoia?

Pff. Frukathka dies all the time. When the latest one bites the dust, we just decant a new one from the Frukathka Farm's clone bank.

You'll want science when Yogi is eating your face!

I must posit that such a classification is shaky science of the worst sort.

This is not the Rabbi as the respected Jewish religious leader. This is the Rabbi as comedic, indeed vaudevillian set dressing. The Rabbi is a yukster scientific constant, a lingua franca of haw-haw that is universal in jokes. To wit: "Three Rabbis walk into a bar, the fourth ducks."

Should've spoken up, son. Rabbis are reasonable folks.

It only stings for the first five seconds, and then it's really nice.

Pshaw. Seventeen minutes isn't hard to fill at all. You just need a bag of weasels, five pounds of rich creamery butter, and a live Rabbi.

Now see, look what you've done to that bear. I don't even know what you did to that bear, but that bear is ashamed. Whimpering. That bear is less than a bear. Honestly, I didn't think bears could cry. Boy, I strongly suspect you kids are up to something unnatural.

Well, the bears ain't talking either, you get me?

Do I even want to know what you crazy kids are doing with those he-bears?

Good God, Psionicist, don't screw him up worse.

This is all well and good unless you fail to articulate yourself and hold a woman's interest for long enough for her to be interested in the "real you." This is where an inability to meet her halfway is a big stumbling block.

The question is, would you recognize them, and if you did would you be attracted to them?

There are two possibilities here, and one of them is more likely.They have been misdosed, as often mood altering medication is an ongoing process of "throw it against the wall and see what sticks" due to the subtle differences in brain chemistry. Some medications work for some people, others...

Far less of what you have described in this thread is Asperger's than you think, and people who suffer from Asperger's can integrate into society without losing that special spark of what makes them unique. I am someone who has been very stubborn towards suggestions that I be medicated, and to...

While you're at it, work on that passive-aggressive streak of yours, dude.

Now, while I told myself I was going to stay out of this thread, I do feel this needs addressing. This is the core of your problem, and it's not Asperger's Syndrome. Your twisted sence of "getting even" is going to do you more harm than good. I don't know how I can put it in any simpler terms...

Now, now, let's be fair to the guy... ... ... Jesus forgave sinners.