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LOL! That' the best one yet!

Got a new one... During a World War 2 game, the players got captured by Nazis and brought before Hitler. Player: I punch Hitler right in the you-know-where. GM: Alright. Do you have a new character worked out?

Another player had the gall to say 'HASTUR HASTUR.' :P

Here's a new one. Player cast a water spell in a crowded elevator. :p

I casted my very first fireball in a room only 10 feet wide. The fireball has a range of 25 feet. I burned to a crisp, but killed the troll. :D :o

Every single time I drew a card, i got the Vortex card. :(

We continued the plot from the first post. After spectacularly failing a Stealth roll, all the PCs were captured. Whilst awaitng their doom, one PC got this bright idea. "Maybe if Hitler summons the Elder Gods, they'll kill him!" She tried to convince Hitler to 'summon the Gods now', but all...

Mine's a Call of Cthulhu plot. The story? [goes into movie-trailer mode] Germany, 1945. The war in Europe is almost at its end. Millions have died honorably, and millions have been senselessly slaughtered. The Allies are nearing Berlin; in months, it will be over for the Nazis. But in the...

Hi, I'm new. :) My DM gave me a wand that shot bubbles out of its tip. Very pretty, but not at all useful.