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The Rogue and the Warlock have been hired to track down a certain evil gang leader. They have just gained access to his secret base, and they have located a secret peephole, which shows the throne room of the local (supposedly lawful good) duke's palace! And, gasp and exposition, the gang leader...

I'm currently running a hairless Dwarven Defender (long story) named Jormund at level eight in a low magic campaign. He's Lawful Good. The party is mostly evil with a neutral or two. Early in the campaign we entered an inn in a wood and were beseeched to find the innkeeper’s kidnapped...

The BBEG of our campaign is a demonblooded (succubus) nymph with a bunch of roguish class levels and with a Wisdom-draining whip. The party ran into her by accident early on in the campaign and has run into her occasionally after that. She's amused by the party and "plays" with them as a sort of...

Oh, wow. That is priceless. The poor embarassed dragon. :-p

I was DMing for the third time, and I had the PCs clearing out a fairly decently sized goblin tribe. All of the PCs were 12th level, and the fighter was bored because hey, they're just goblins. This is the kind of player who unless he has a serious challenge, he blows the rest of the game off...

I tend to be a very tactical D and D player, and only very rarely do I make mistakes. That said, though, occasionally I don't pay enough attention, and this COLOSSAL show of idiocy during a low-level campaign keeps my friends wary of me to date: My Scout: Do I see anything? I roll a Spot check...

I'm temporarily interrupting the thread to say Rest In Peace, E. Gary Gygax. Without you, DnD and this catalogue of stupid DnD players wouldn't exist. RIP.

This one guy, we felt so bad for him. To this day we're not sure if he really was stupid, or just not getting it. Scenario: He's a halfling thief, and the party has just come into possession of a Deck of Many Things. He drew lucky and got Keep, which means he unexpectedly inherits land...

I wonder if that monk fared any better. I'm guessing not.

Our party was deep in a dungeon, and we came to this dead end room at the bottom of a 20' deep shaft. It had braziers in the corners at the bottom of the shaft, and an ornate carpet on the bottom of the shaft. One panel on the wall of the shaft was covered in an intricate pattern etched into...

^ That sucks for the guy that didn't pull it. :(

So that means stories of DMs who don't know the rules are welcome :)

Well this is a stupid DM thread now, too ^_^

There was a greedy, stupid dwarf in our party who wished for a mountain of solid gold. It was only luck (and a contingency spell that teleported me to a safe location whenever a wish was used within 20 feet of me) that my wizard survived. The whole party and a nearby villiage was totally...

The PCs were playing a group of supervillains, and they'd come to the compound of a superpowered Columbian drug baron to kill him. They knew he was too tough to take on if he saw the attack coming, so they posed as well-wishers and potential allies, did up really good fake backgounds, and even...

There! I edited the thread title. Now stupid DM stories are welcome too ^_^

A funny moment happenned pretty recently in a campaign I'm playing in. One of the PCs had 3 questions to ask some powerful spirit, and it had to answer. The questions were: "Have the 3 questions started yet?" "Yes." "Did that count as a question?" "Yes." "You're kidding, right?" "No." The...

I found this off the Internet, about an online RPG. Still worth a look :D In EverQuest 1, near its release, one of the biggest power gaming shamans had full Rubicite and was level 50. I saw his corpse in the troll swamp area for some reason and told him to type /cons Demasus. Yup, sure...

^ Hopefully he won't do that again. Next time it might be a gelatinous cube or something! Cause once one of my players ran into a room with a treasure, and moved too fast to notice the gelatinous cube in front of the treasure.

^ Nice save. :) Level-headed players should play more often ^^