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When he met his mom he asked her her name and she told him. Then he said "That's funny! Your first name is the same as my mom's! But your last name is different...and you're younger than my mom...so I guess it's okay..." Idiot.

Alright...here's a tale of PC stupidness. William Wilson went back in time 10 years before his birth, had an affair with his young mother, and ended up keeping his parents from meeting. He vanished soon afterwards.

Either way, they're still tales of RPG stupidity.

PC: I put my lantern on the altar. GM: Your lantern explodes. PC: I sit down on the altar.

I don't remember.

Entering an empty room containing nothing but an animated paintbrush working at an easel, Sprinter decided to let it paint his portrait. When the paintbrush finishing the painting, Sprinter's body disappeared and his soul was locked inside the painting. The other party members then had great...

I cast a disintegration spell on myself to prove that harmful spells couldn't be cast on yourself. They could. I died.

In this installment of WHAT THE CRAP THEATER, we leave the lava hallway and continue on, finding a door covered with, for some strange reason, honey. Naturally, some of the party have a lick. Next, we find a room filled with skeletons and a strange artifact. Touch artifact = get skeleton. Which...

I found a collection of Last Words from RPGs on a website. http://www.eclipse.net/~srudy/flw/flw0250.html

LOL, yeah. :)

I don't get the thing about the Holy Avenger. What happened?

Yeah. Sometimes.

My cousin told me about this one. These three agents -working for the fictional American covert agency in our game- were trying to penetrate the security of the Main Villain’s secret island base. They hit on the idea of chartering a plane and flying the short hope from the resort island of...

Trying to evade a bounty hunter, Carl and his faithful wookiee Gragga sped toward a planet's surface, hoping to pull up at the last possible moment. Being a physics dropout, he underestimated the power of gravity and a sublight engine and he smashed into the planet's surface, his ship...

The Brians' deaths themselves were not particularly special. What was interesting was the speed of them, specifically that fact that all 3 died within the space of 10 minutes (one of them twice). The original Brian was a lvl 1 cleric who within 30 seconds of being introduced was stepped on by a...

On an excursion into the Underdark, the party slaughtered a large den of Hook Horrors. They came across a tunnel made of extremely slippery glass-rock. Bob the priest came up with a "brilliant" plan: Jury-rig a sled out of the Horrors' shells and barrel through the unknown, pitch-dark tunnel...

Bogwash and the party come across a cloud of poison mist. Holding his breath, Bogwash walked through the mist. Unfortunately he failed to notice the poison monster inside which hit him with contact venom, causing him to open his mouth and breathe in the fog. Later on (he was resurrected) in a...

My cousin tried to metamorph into a fire elemantal but rolled a 20 and became it permanently. That is all fine and good but we were in a very very gasous swamp and he had forgotten that. BOOOM! No more party.

Trying desperately to flee from several hungry ghouls, Mike decided to run away "top speed" and jump through a nearby window. Too bad he forgot about the tight iron bars on the outside part of the window... We found some bits and pieces later.

"Only six inches long? Ha... Wait, you don't mean six scale inches, do you?" This was said in a miniaturefigures game. The character itself was 3/4" high.