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  1. Ettin

    No Evolution in Rules. (3rd edition)

    So wait, you're removing "inherently good and evil races" because that's racist, but you also want to cut out races you think are ugly?
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    A simple fix to balance fighters vs. casters ?

    I agree. I know if my fighter couldn't be overshadowed by a cleric who can do my job and cast spells, I would be so bored you could use me as a chair back.
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    A simple fix to balance fighters vs. casters ?

    Is it me, or does the pro-fighter side of the "Wizards are/aren't overpowered" argument always boil down to "Well, if I get enough magic items to emulate a wizard..."
  4. Ettin

    Holy sheepdip - wotc to republish old editions

    I can't wait to see how dramatic people get over this when some actual details are announced.
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    D&D 5E cancelled 5e announcement at Gencon??? Anyone know anything about this?

    You mean the extremely and justifiably popular soft drink with a great taste from Futurama? Actually, if you replace the alien worm bottom with a developer's bottom, that is pretty much how 4E works, yeah.
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    Praise and element or aspect of a game or edition you don't like.

    FATAL: At least they changed the acronym.
  7. Ettin

    Do grognards have to be jerks?

    It really isn't. Don't ask me how I know that.
  8. Ettin

    Pathfinder 1E Pathfinder outselling D&D

    Your words. :angel:
  9. Ettin

    Pathfinder 1E Pathfinder outselling D&D

    What's really galling is that nobody saw this vast obsolescence conspiracy coming after 3.5. They should just release the version of the game that doesn't need errata first and be done with it.
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    Looking for low-magic, celtic (starting) adventures

    That is the wrong time period for Celts.
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    Looking for low-magic, celtic (starting) adventures

    I can't resist posting this now.
  12. Ettin

    Please read: ENW policy regarding molestation, rape, and other such discussion

    On that note, could you please change your status?
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    Looking for low-magic, celtic (starting) adventures

    I know you were making a suggestion. It just has nothing to do with Celtic adventuring, especially since your follow-up post about people as rewards there reads like a standard D&D adventure too. (And if he's running so low-fantasy even his orcs are humans, like he said in the OP, suggesting...
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    Looking for low-magic, celtic (starting) adventures

    How does this fit into low-fantasy celtic?
  15. Ettin

    Casino Rules:

    I wonder what kind of staff a D&D casino would call for. Racewise, mostly, but that too I guess!
  16. Ettin

    Generating a shop

    If it's the kind of magic shop wealthy enough to stock items, the shopkeeper can at least afford some basic protection, or even hire spells, guards or constructs if he can afford it. If he's part of a merchant's guild (or a magic guild, depending) the guild would probably move to stop that sort...
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    Peace and social cooperation in D&D.

    YouTube - ‪Hate Comes to Orange County‬‏
  18. Ettin

    Knights of the Virgin

    He's clearly a Knight of the Scarlet Woman, according to his status. That's better, right? Right?
  19. Ettin

    Birth control in D&D

    Dimension Door, specify that the baby isn't a target. Since this is probably for your "Knights of the Scarlet Woman" I don't think any spell which requires a target willing to let the caster touch them is going to work unless they cast it themselves, though.
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    Knights of the Virgin

    Any halfway decent gamer would be about as comfortable in this hypothetical game of yours as a Spanish king in an elephant's anus. I did like the idea of a party of women and homosexual men crushing both of these mysogyny-fests, though.
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