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Pat Buttram will always be my Sheriff of Nottingham.

Game cancelled due to hurricane.

Junior high. 1985. AD&D in one of the rooms in the school basement with a big yellow "FALLOUT SHELTER" sign.

Captain Kirk made $8.5 million. His agent got the other $2.5.

Any word on how the cast are going to spend their downtime? Carousing? Crafting? Acquiring a magic item? Stronghold building?

It contains an infinite supply of air. But you DON'T want to breathe it.

Well, after 10 minutes, he wouldn't be hiding in there any more. He'd just be in there, decomposing and/or being eaten by cats.

Oh I assure you... I most certainly AM real!

I would much rather face off against one lion than 50 house cats. A lion is a CR1 creature that does an average 6hp of damage per hit. It has pack tactics and gets a +5 bonus to hit. A cat is a CR0 creature with no hit bonus and no pack tactics. But it does an average 1hp of damage per hit...

It is easier to fit one lion in a Bag of Holding than 50 house cats.

You can fit one lion in it. Or four jaguars. Or three jaguars and a cougar. Or seven leopards. Either regular leopard or snow leopard. Player's choice. So it could be six snow leopards and a regular leopard or three leopards and four snow leopards. Or 25 Maine Coon Cats. Or up to 50 house...

But his marriage and family bonds very well may be. "I love my wife and kids and so I'm going to venture out to provide for them. I'm pretty handy with a scythe or a spear. Let me go take care of this goblin problem that is too small for traveling adventurers to care about." Think of some of...

Incorrect. There is one and it is 9,999 feet tall.

PC is a farmer with a large family. A blight resulted in a poor harvest. PC still needs to provide for his family that he loves but cannot presently feed. The mayor has put a small bounty out for a group of goblins in a nearby cave...

I love them but they always ship late. Really late. ToEE was originally slated for last year. At this point, I hope to have it by Thanksgiving.

Don't worry. There's now an app to help adventurers meet up. It's called Tinder(box). It costs 5sp, weighs 1 lb. and the app icon is a flint, a fire steel, and a dry cloth soaked in lamp oil. If your predilections lean towards the more dungeon-y, you can also download Delvr.

"America is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to America." :)

Oh, you're awake. We're riding in a wagon to Helgen. Once we get there, you'll get to decide whether to fight for the Roman Empire or white supremacists.