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Narrator: Ichabod sits in the corner, quietly confused because he is not sure which RPG mechanics goat cheese and figs are metaphors for.

The way it is described, multiple characters can kill him next round and he can't kill them all. If he really is intelligent, he flees. He misty steps to the escape hatch he set up ahead of time, and he's gone.

I never said a taco is a sandwich. But I believe the Cube Rule of Food could be used to support your statement.

You could just make them immortal (always stabilizes when brought to 0 hp, can choose to succeed on any save that would instantly kill it) and give them a high regeneration (like 50 hp a round). Then they would be things that could be taken down temporarily, but that would eventually get back up...

Techniques for eating tacos apply to eating hot dogs.

Well, that depends on whether you're looking for a functional or historical specification of sandwiches. The phylogeny may have some theoretical value, but I'm looking for a more practical form of applied sandwich technology.

I have a lot of them. My homebrew setting is called the Dome of Heaven, after all. There are four elemental deities, who rarely get involved in human affairs. There are the Regents of the Dead, who rule the lands of the dead. There are the Royal Deities, who are the most well known and the most...

We've been over this. By the Cube Rule of Food, a hot dog is a taco.

Dungeon of the Mad Mage Fascinated by the gas lights.

I have come to the conclusion that the BBEG in my next campaign should be modeled on Microsoft Word.

Paladins? Feh. A bunch of uptight pretty boys. Give me a grizzled veteran of the border wars.

I'm so used to it I barely noticed. I ran my rewrite of the SRD through a spelling/grammar check. It wanted to change every "roll" to a "role." Most "spell" instances it wanted to change to "spelling," although some of them it wanted "spelled." And god forbid there were any archaic words like...

Fine, Pisces-Scorpio-Scorpio-Leo-INTJ-Summer-Introvert-Punk

It's not much, but I like my D&D d20 candy box, but that's probably because I have two sets of mini-polyhedrals in it.

I'm a Pisces.

Yeah, cut out the middle man and let depression rule your life.

Dungeon of the Mad Mage: And then everything went black

What does it cost after the first 15 messages?

In my homebrew world, lawful evil people go to the chaotic evil hell, and chaotic evil people go to the lawful evil hell.

Aaagghhh! Run away! Run away!