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  1. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    No, that's incorrect. They're definitely referring to the Hugh Queen.
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Well, fine, then we're going to be experimenting with requiring diacetyl intake! Those so-called scientists don't know anything! In fact, we're going to replace flouride with diacetyl so that everyone can enjoy the multitudinous and far-reaching health benefits my brain worms assure me it provides!
  3. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Well, but throwing random vapes out the window is possibly even worse for the environment! Oh, wait...
  4. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    LOL, you think birds are real? Don't believe the lies of Big Fowl!
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Absolutely. When I think "underrated", I always turn to AAA games...
  6. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you with my fingers in my ears while I'm loudly singing, "LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Could you please repeat that?
  7. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Related to this, let me all my podcast/Patreon/other monetization method. Maybe I should start a website called OnlyGMs...
  8. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Narrator: "This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
  9. RealAlHazred

    Old Lady Gamer

  10. RealAlHazred

    Old Lady Gamer

    When my daughter was born in 2023, I was showing her photo to some guys at work, and one of them said, "Oh, is that your granddaughter?" And I instantly grew 30 years older and felt my knees and back pop and my teeth fall out.
  11. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Man, I hope Cardinal Bellini gets elected. I loved his cooking/travel show!
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    A typical case of a solution in search of a problem. Doesn't mean the solutions don't solve problems, just that people were "getting by just fine, thanks," beforehand.
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Listen, there wasn't more than a fringe market for the luggable, either. Common wisdom is that they only designed and built it to compete with the Compaq Portable, which also didn't really have a market.
  14. RealAlHazred

    D&D 5E (2014) Prepping for The Wild Beyond the Witchlight -- The Witchlight Carnival

    It occurred to me after I replied, that the Witchlight Carnival portion should not run on fairytale logic. That chapter specifically takes place somewhere else in the multiverse -- Greyhawk, Faerûn, Hârn, Éire, Ägyptos, or some other place with extra umlauts/accents/carets in its name. That...
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Back in the day, my dad brought home a luggable -- an IBM Portable Personal Computer 5155 model 68 they used at RCA. That thing was a beast, with two 512K floppy disk drives (one to run the OS, and the other for programs!), a motherboard with 8 slots (so much expansion capability), and 640KB of...
  16. RealAlHazred

    D&D 5E (2014) Prepping for The Wild Beyond the Witchlight -- The Witchlight Carnival

    There is "fairytale logic," certaInly! But for consistency, my old table at the hobby shop liked being able to logic their way through (for some values of "logic"). This will be a fresh table with unknown playstyle, so I will keep your suggestions fresh at hand. My old table would have...
  17. RealAlHazred

    D&D 5E (2014) Prepping for The Wild Beyond the Witchlight -- The Witchlight Carnival

    That's certainly one way to do it. I've run a lot of very linear scenarios, especially in the 4E days, because my time slot is 2 hours every Wednesday and that's not a lot of time for being sidetracked. But I prefer to let my players choose their course of action using the information provided...
  18. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Mmmm... New England clam clowder...
  19. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Agreed. If you want the grinder to work better you should do what I do: I have an industrial-strength room-sized vacuum chamber to remove friction due to air molecules. It produces the finest ground coffee. Only REAL coffee connoisseurs do it correctly!
  20. RealAlHazred

    D&D 5E (2014) Prepping for The Wild Beyond the Witchlight -- The Witchlight Carnival

    Sure, but how are the PCs supposed to know where to go next? They're at the Carnival, how do they know what to do next? Mister Witch and Mister Light send them to the Feywild, but what are they supposed to do there? They might meet Sir Talavar shortly after arriving, but they don't have to. But...
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