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  1. Zander

    What's up with Scottish Dwarves?!?

    Although Anderson labels Hugi a "dwarf", he seems to have been more of an inspiration for 1E's gnome, not dwarf.
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    What's up with Scottish Dwarves?!?

    Tolkien's cultures were inspired by the blending of various real world languages. The Elvish languages, for example, are derived from Welsh and Finnish. Similarly, Dwarvish is inspired by Norwegian or Swedish and Hebrew. Tolkien said that in some regards he thought of dwarves as Jews.
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    With which race do you identify?

    Although I'm neither particularly bibulous nor taciturn, I identify most with dwarves. I like things crafted of metal and stone, and enjoy mountains and underground places. If I had a second choice, it would be gnomes for their sense of humour, intellectual curiosity and intelligence.
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    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    If you're from the US and are used to US cons, you may find Dragonmeet a bit small. FYI, Salute, another con, is much bigger but it's more wargames/minis orientated. It's also held in London but in April and at a different venue. No, where? John Kovalic has come to several Dragonmeets. He's...
  5. Zander

    Tell us a joke...

    I made up the Russian sushi and moootant jokes on the previous page. It wouldn't surprise me though if someone had come up with the moootant one before I did.
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    Tell us a joke...

    In what way are you an advantage of Alzheimer's? :p
  7. Zander

    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    Cool. Let's see if I can make my diplomacy check. :) See you tomorrow! ;)
  8. Zander

    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    Hello, Krusty! :cool: Thanks, mate. ;) I'm sorry you can't make it this year. I was wondering whether you would. Maybe next year, eh?
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    Tell us a joke...

    A little girl gets home after school having walked through a graveyard on the way. “Can they burry two men in the same grave?” she asks her mother. “Of course not, dear” answers her mother, “Why do you ask?” “Well,” explains the little girl, “one of the tombstones said ‘Here lies a lawyer and an...
  10. Zander

    Tell us a joke...

    A topical joke for those in the UK: What's the difference between Russian sushi and giving to Children in Need? Not much; they both leave you with a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
  11. Zander

    Tell us a joke...

    What do you call a creature with the body of a man and the head of a bull? A mooootant.
  12. Zander

    Tell us a joke...

    A man gets to the bank of a river and shouts to a blonde on the far bank: "How do I get to the other side?" The blonde shouts back: "You are on the other side."
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    Tell us a joke...

    Did you hear about the doctor who carried out a circumcision that went wrong? He got the sack.
  14. Zander

    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    Any bargain fantasy-themed action figures, bargain Combat Hex LotR minis and bargain D&D minis. It would be particualrly cool if you had the Combat Hex and D&D minis available singly.
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    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    Smashing :cool: If you can influence the boss, try to bring lots of bargain stuff. One of the guys in my gaming group who hasn't been to Dragonmeet before has already asked me what kind of bargains are available. I know he'll be at the convention this Saturday because we've already planned to...
  16. Zander

    Tell us a joke...

    Fred and Bob, a couple of old guys are playing a round of golf when a funeral cortege passes slowly down a road adjacent to the golf course. Fred, who is about to tee-off, stops, removes his hat and lowers his head for a moment. He then resumes his stroke. “I didn’t know you were...
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    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    Hello, DL ;) Last year, I bought a Combat Hex LotR set from you containing minis of the Cave Troll, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. I don't play the game; I just liked the minis. And the price was fantastic. If you have any similar bargains, you can be sure I'll be paying your stand a visit this...
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    Dragonmeet, London UK, Sat 2nd Dec

    Dragonmeet, the UK's largest RPG con, is taking place this Saturday, 2nd Dec, at Kensington Town Hall, London. Doors open at 10am. See the Dragonmeet site for details. Apart from Ranes and myself, are any other EN Worlders going?
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    Any good movies out?

    But is it worth seeing again? :D
  20. Zander

    Nemi and D&D

    Ranes clipped it out of Metro and brought it to our game on Saturday. We thought it was pretty funny :D Just a suggestion but as it's a D&D reference, couldn't you move it to the general forum? Nemi trivia: - The strip is published in Norwegian and translated into English. - The Nemi...
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