Tell us a joke...

[Zander]

What's some advantages of Alzheimer's?...

Olaf the Stout

In what way are you an advantage of Alzheimer's?

 

[Zander]

Originality? Come on. Do you really think any one is making up the jokes being posted here?

I made up the Russian sushi and moootant jokes on the previous page.

It wouldn't surprise me though if someone had come up with the moootant one before I did.

 

[WayneLigon]

Two best friends, Sam Frank and Frank Sam, were both killed on the same day. Frank Sam ascends to Heaven while Sam Frank goes straight to Hell.

One day, Frank Sam comes to Saint Peter and asks if he can get a visitor pass to Hell to see his old buddy. St Peter is reluctant but finally agrees. "But be back by 10 pm!" he says.

Frank Sam descends into the Pit and finds his old friend has opened up a ightclub and is doing very well. They get to talking and drinking and telling old stories, and the time completely slips away from Frank Sam. At 3am he looks at his watch, yells, and races back up to Heaven.

St Peter is waiting for him, tapping his foot. "Do you know what time it is?! Where have you been, and what have you been doing? You're drunk, and stink of cigar smoke and your robe has beer stains on it and.. your harp, what happened to your harp?!"

Frank Sam looks all around, then yells "Oh my God! I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco!"

 

[Jesus_marley]

A Rabbi decides to go out and spread the word to the world. So he sets out and after many miles of travel he sees a signpost that says "Tridia - 20 miles". The Rabbi had not seen a soul in days so he decides to go to this town and spread the word. As he neared the town, The Rabbi saw a giant figure stomping through the town kicking any townsfolk that got in the way. The Rabbi at first thought to turn around but the nearest crossroads was 20 miles back so he simply tried to make himself small and try to sneak through the town. Halfway through, the giant sees him and yells "Hey you! Come here!"
The Rabbi fearing for his life begs "Please, Oh great Giant, I am a humble Rabbi. Please don't kick me."

The Giant then Laughs and says "Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids!"

 

[Aurora]

2 puns in a row people! Haven't you seen the title of this forum!

 

[Pyrex]

So, while realizing that type is a horrible medium for jokes involving timing, I'll retell my GF's favorite joke anyway...

Teller: Knock, Knock.
Listenter: Who's there?
T: Impatient cow.
L: Impa...
T: MOO!!

 

[dog45]

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin says "Holy Crap a talking muffin!"

 

[Aurora]

So, while realizing that type is a horrible medium for jokes involving timing, I'll retell my GF's favorite joke anyway...

Teller: Knock, Knock.
Listenter: Who's there?
T: Impatient cow.
L: Impa...
T: MOO!!

I have heard that one before. It cracks me up even in type.

 

[Simplicity]

So, while realizing that type is a horrible medium for jokes involving timing, I'll retell my GF's favorite joke anyway...

Teller: Knock, Knock.
Listenter: Who's there?
T: Impatient cow.
L: Impa...
T: MOO!!

I've always heard it as an interrupt--- MOOOO!!!!

 

[Jesus_marley]

Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: That's not funny.