Tell us a joke...

[Aeson]

Originality? Come on. Do you really think any one is making up the jokes being posted here? I think I GOT that joke from ENWorld a few years back. But I liked it so much, I reposted it. At any rate, I did post TWO jokes.

I was just playing around.

 

[Simplicity]

I was just playing around.

No problem. I ignore everything.

 

[Aeson]

No problem. I ignore everything.

I will not be ignored.

 

[Olaf the Stout]

No problem. I ignore everything.

Except for that comment obviously.

Olaf the Stout

 

[Michael Silverbane]

Two blondes were on a nature walk when they come across a set of tracks.

"Those are deer tracks!" said the first blonde.

"No. They are bear tracks." said the second blonde.

As the two blondes were standing there arguing over what type of tracks they had found...



...They were hit by a train.


Later
silver

 

[Simplicity]

What was that? I wasn't paying attention...

 

[Simplicity]

Did you hear about the police station that had all of it's toilets stolen?
The police have nothing to go on.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Simplicity
4) Director. I want to create an action movie based on the Bible. It'll be called "The Greatest Action Movie Ever Told". Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jesus: "Ahl be bach!". Steven Seagal as Noah, who must foil a terrorist from taking over his ark. I wanted Wesley "Always Bet On Black" Snipes to play the devil, but I've been told that that would be seen as "racist". Whatever. I wasn't the one using the line. Maybe that's not a great idea though. And he's kind of got problems of his own anyways right now.

IcyCool
Ever seen MADTV? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR4SlQGLS3I

There is also a movie called And God Spoke, which is a "Spinal Tap"-esque mocumentary in which they explore the trials and tribulations of 2 B-list directors hoping to make the next great Hollywood Bible epic.

Cain is played by Lou Ferrigno...Abel is played by Andy Dick.

I got to see it premier at SXSW in Austin with the directors...the movie simply rocks!

 

[Aurora]

Did you hear about the police station that had all of it's toilets stolen?
The police have nothing to go on.

ROFL

 

[Zogmo]

Also stay away from math jokes. They hurt my brain.

Here's one for ya.

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.