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    D&D inspired (fake) movie titles...

    Dire Half-Dragon Shrek With Six Levels of Barbarian
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    D&D vs. Real Life

    In D&D, I decide the fates of common folk with the sharp of my blade, deigning to grant life or death on a whim. I take what I want, when I want it. No man nor beast may stand against my will. In real life, it's pretty much the same. ... That's why D&D can't hold my interest.
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    D&D 4E 4E is to be announced at GenCon?

    One of my all-time favorite movies! I'll wake up tomorrow and be told for the first time again that 4th Edition is nigh on the horizon. Same thing every day. ... The cycle will only end if I can somehow convince Andie MacDowell to play D&D and go to bed with me. Of course the next day -- if...
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    D&D 4E 4E is to be announced at GenCon?

    Interesting. I just found another reference to the impending release of 4E here:Very Valid Resource Must be imminent. Everyone's talking about it.
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    Complete complete series?

    I would rush out to buy multiple copies of the Complete Familiar ... assuming they included squirrels and a related prestige class.
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    Complete complete series?

    Feh. :p If we saw a "No Threadcrapping" warning posted on every topic that drew a few silly responses, this board would die within 36 hours. A legitimate response was bound to show up sooner or later. But to the topic at hand: I'd be happy if they never produced another "complete" book...
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    Complete complete series?

    If anyone had a legitimate answer, it would have been posted much earlier than all the crap. Nature abhors a vacuum. ... And reading between the lines of crap, it becomes obvious that there are at least a few folks who harbor sarcastic disgruntlement toward the product line.
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    Trombone-toting bards?

    In an environment where elves are running around in mithral chainmail shirts, you'd think there would be sturdy metals available for forging instruments (or even an enamel treatment) that would still provide an attractive resonance.
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    5 Level Prestige Classes - Love or Hate?

    When I submitted a nine-level prestige class in a contest a few years back (has it been that long already?), the feedback was overwhelmingly positive but for one petty detail that kept coming up again and again: "Why did you stop at nine?! Why not add a tenth level???" ... Sometimes an extra...
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    Complete complete series?

    I've heard rumors of a Complete Character, with such gems as the Uniquely Similar Personage prestige class and Inconsistently Useful Yet Overpowered Ability feat.
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    Trombone-toting bards?

    The references to historical accuracy amuse and/or confound me to no end -- if we start down that road, we might as well start taking a closer look at the evolution of various spells through the ages. ... "I hate to be a buzzkill, but magic missiles weren't actually cast in their current form...
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    Trombone-toting bards?

    http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Jupiter-314L-Mini-Trombone?sku=460203 Click on the photo for a better view.
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    Trombone-toting bards?

    I'm looking for some feedback on bard characters who have focused their musical skills through trombones (or sackbut-like sliding horns). Any difficulty portraying bardic abilities or keeping other players/characters from giggling too much? And what personality types, music styles or other...
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    Which ENWorlder Would You Want to Meet?

    :confused: Pervert.
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    Which ENWorlder Would You Want to Meet?

    Daily. Please don't be jealous.
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    Which ENWorlder Would You Want to Meet?

    And I'm sure Bugaboo would be pleased to meet you, too. :-) We had lunch the other day. Delightful chap. Kept throwing crumpets at the lady trying to serve tea. I'd like to meet most of the people here. ... From a distance. "Meet" in the sense of "watch from across the street with binoculars."...
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    Appropriate classes for a pirate game

    No matter what you do, be sure to apply the half-dragon swarm templates. And then add a few levels of bard to top it off.
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    Should I play a Binder?

    The binder is a good choice, especially after a little experience when you can add the half-dragon swarm templates. And then a few levels of bard to top it off.
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    Shadowcaster fixes by Mouseferatu

    I might be mistaken, but I think the shadowcaster was also a half-dragon swarm. With a few levels of bard to top it off. That's the way I'd play it, anyway.
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    Mules! -- Huh! -- What are they good for?

    To make mules more interesting, add the templates of half-dragon swarm. And then give a few levels of bard to top it off.
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