D&D vs. Real Life

[Driddle]

In D&D, I decide the fates of common folk with the sharp of my blade, deigning to grant life or death on a whim. I take what I want, when I want it. No man nor beast may stand against my will.

In real life, it's pretty much the same. ... That's why D&D can't hold my interest.

 

[Hussar]

In one, I prepare for hours for thankless bastards who complain and whine when they don't get what they want.

In the other, I teach elementary school.