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Not really, there is generally one elf and one dwarf in most parties I've gamed with.

Why ask us? Ask the others in your group. They matter, we don't. Just run rules as written. Saves a lot of headaches.

A yep.

Lots of alcohol is never a problem! Oh, my group has the weirdest humans, which freak out the "token sane non-humans."

Eh, he can pick up delayed blast fireball quite easily.

1) Bag of tricks 2) Herd o' sheep.

Oh aye.

Timestop. With delayed blast fireball, and later prismatic sphere + reverse gravity. Or both.

Man, where was the 14 year old DnD playing girls when I was playing... oh. I was doing TFT. Nevermind. Being curious I wondered what a 6th level party might look like, this is what I came up with. Lorgrom 6th level Lawful Good Human Cleric Str 13, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 16, Wis 16, Chr 17...

If a human worships Grummish, his or her children will be half-orcs. If an orc worship a human god their kids will be half-orcs. Same with elves...

Very nice.

Alchemist: Yeah. And it certainly wasn't us alchemists dumping stuff. It was um... yeah, um... right, uh... a uh god died. Uh yeah died there and... and ah... people born in that area look different. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yup. Absolutely. Not us. Really. And we definately don't use Orc parts...

Depending on MOS. Artillery guys might be Wizards, and Logistics might be Rogues, and Special Forces might be Gestalt Rogue/Rangers. Snipers might be Gestalt Fighter/Rogues and tankers might be Druids or apparatis of Kwalish drivers when translated into the low reality DnD universe. Your rest...

Yup, unless you are in a movie. Jackie Chan. And DnD is very far from reality. Yup. Only in the movies. Jet Li, the one. Matrix. Etc... Yup. You need Bond, James Bond. Spiderman. Welcome to DnD. Welcome to unreality. Where people can kill with a word, and 20th level characters that...

Now that's an idea. Sheep. I award you a cool point.

You'd make a decent druid though.

Yup. Red Shirts, red shoes, red cloaks, red sashes, red eyebrows, red troubleshooters, red ninjas, red coats, red capped torch bearers, yup.

Very nice.

How dwarves really reproduce (Claims that rocks are Dwarven women, that's why they love caves and stones, and really like mining) Blood and Rituals why Blood Works Songs of Torture. Inhumanly sick songs by the Demon Bard PooMancy. Telling the future with cow paddies. Portraits of Kings (a...

First Druid. Congrads!