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Too late! I editted it before I told you I was going to. I learned from KAOS and SPECTRE what not to do. This villain is chillin' with winnin'

I shall edit out the direct reference to your earlier comment as an apology, then. I do not want to use my humour as a weapon.

No, Max. Moose is a KAOS agent. He's working with Squirrel.

The hardest part for me was figuring out how shotguns can work. My solution was to give them the highest damage of the any firearm (or melee weapon), but gave them an incredibly short normal range (20 feet) . . . and then instead of having disadvantage at long range, it deals half damage. It...

I'm too busy chasing that squirrel. And you might as well leave the horse alone. It's the moose we're after.

Danggit. I passed on that golden setup. Nice work!

:hmm: Gygax was indeed a master of the polearm. For practice, he mercilessly murdered many a kitten each morning. :uhoh: :.-(

No. He's saying the rules expect the DM is performing his own role, and letting the players perform theirs. Kinda like how the rules of 8 ball assume you're not taking your opponent's shots, or the rules of Euchre expect that you're not playing your partner's or opponents' hands, etc etc etc.

*dashes off after the squirrel*

"Okay, but can I jump the Arctic Ocean? It's smaller, and the colder air lets me jump farther."

"Ayup," he said, nodding in vigorous agreement.

That's definitely a more charitable interpretation than mine. Now I feel like I was being mean. :( Aye. I kinda wish that I had never discovered this General Tabletop Discussion forum. Because like Robert Plant "I can't quit you, baby" . . . and unfortunately I can't put it down for a while...

I'm assuming that the OP is using "literary" with its snobbish connotations. You know what I mean. "This thing I like is literary, therefore it is better than that other similar thing that you like, and I can provide reams of literature that purport to back my claim, but really it's all just...

Sweet! Also: This. Just yesterday, I mentioned here that the guns in my game are a dwarven blend of clockwork and magic. They were crafted by smiths who weren't wizards.

I don't give a hoot about the economics, no, but I have found myself wanting to explain the effect of spellcasters on other parts of the setting though. My solution still probably isn't very helpful to you, but here it is: I decided that the vast majority of clerics/druids/wizards in the world...

Yeah. From what they said, the DMG's weapons are perfectly cromulent. Even if there is something "better" out there, it won't be better enough to be worth bothering with.

Yeah, that's a certain kind of performance, and that seems to be the one that everybody except Hussar is using. He seems to be talking about performance the way you'd talk about an audio book's narrator or your performance reading a passage in English class. Something that could be better...

Oh man. I've spent a full day listening to Rush on CD. More than once.

Wow. It took only 8 minutes for me to be proven wrong. But surely, we're the only 3 people who have seen eXistenZ

Huh. I'm probably the only other person here who has seen that movie, but I don't remember that scene.