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  1. Old Gumphrey

    They Killed Alignment

    You know what's awesome? Not only can you do this, it doesn't affect the mechanics of the game in any way, so you can do it with positively zero effort on the part of yourself or the DM. :D
  2. Old Gumphrey

    D&D 4E Kill Mongo! 4E min/max design challenge.

    Well if it was already going on, then I'm not really worried about it. I hadn't seen it, so to me it looked as though the terminology sprung forth from the new edition. And I guarantee it's going to look that way to those who dislike the new edition.
  3. Old Gumphrey

    No Animate Dead?

    Why do I have to be a child-murdering, town-smashing evil guy if I want to reanimate skeletons to fight evil? I had a LN cleric of vengeance in 3.5 (a gnome, actually), and since he was smaller in stature than most all of his opponents he often animated zombies of rather large creatures to...
  4. Old Gumphrey

    Blade Cascade Unleashed!

    Now, are you just taking a jab at the folks who keep saying D&D is now an anime video game, or did this just naturally evolve from your character? Because if it's the latter, I believe I'm going to cry.
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    D&D 4E Kill Mongo! 4E min/max design challenge.

    Ok, did anyone do "damage per round" calculations for 3e? Because I've been trying to defend that 4e is not like an MMO, but this really doesn't help. This seriously looks like a rogue thread on a WoW board, except replace "damage per round" with "damage per second". :(
  6. Old Gumphrey

    Amazon out of Gift Set!

    Got all 3 books from Barnes and Noble for $53 with free 3 day shipping. They are en route and I'll have them Monday. I also ordered May 20. It really sucks that Amazon is screwing over people who ordered that soon in advance.
  7. Old Gumphrey

    Am I missing something? Spellcasters and armor?

    Why don't we just wait and see how it actually plays? I have a feeling multiclassing is going to be HOT with people who choose non-standard builds. I mean, if you're going to play a dex fighter, why not grab some ranger or rogue Dex attacks?
  8. Old Gumphrey

    D&D is Back!

    Yeah but calling it "streamlined" won't insult anyone, so we have to call it "WoW" and "dumb" to get our point across.
  9. Old Gumphrey

    Why is 4e like World of Warcraft?

    Divisive and Aggressive? LoL. Sorry guys, I wasn't trying to be a "player hater". I was using the term literally, meaning I wanted people who actually hated 4e to come in here and comment, not people who mildly dislike it. Oh, and I thought it was pretty clear I'm not trying to start a fight...
  10. Old Gumphrey

    Dewl barsturd swordz yo!

    I agree, for one of us EnWorlders to attempt dual wielding bastard swords would result in what you describe. But, I'm gonna go ahead and say, with perfect clarity, that if a world-class swordfighter decided he was going to become an expert in using 2 bastard swords at the same time, it would...
  11. Old Gumphrey

    Why is 4e like World of Warcraft?

    Ok, here's the deal. I don't want any stupid flame wars in here, because my threads are awesome. Dig it. Here's the cheese. I keep hearing people say that 4e is like "World of Warcraft", a very successful Mummorpig. To tell you the truth, I'm pretty clueless as to why. Maybe someone can help me...
  12. Old Gumphrey

    The Only Thing That Matters About 4th Edition - Is It METAL?

    Except metal has been around since the late 60's. D&D 4e is pretty freaking METAL, but there are a lot of nonmetal elements present. For example, I think eladrin are absolutely awful in concept.
  13. Old Gumphrey

    Fighters have Psionics

    Sure. Send me a PM if anyone over there wants to donate money. Thanks for the feedback, I had a bunch of lol's writing them too.
  14. Old Gumphrey

    D&D 4E 4e, Non-Martial Characters, and Limited Feat Choices

    If the feats suck so bad, multiclass with all those empty slots?
  15. Old Gumphrey

    Wizard and spellbooks

    Or maybe dude can just rip some pages out instead of agonizing over whether or not they disappeared.
  16. Old Gumphrey

    Thoughts on PHBII

    What is the bard's power source? Music? I'm sure the barb will be made into a striker. He doesn't remotely fit into any other role. I'm positive the druid will be a controller, since we have a lack of controllers, and really why would a loner become a leader? The 3.5 druid with Diplomacy was...
  17. Old Gumphrey

    Fighters have Psionics

    Some people think all classes in 4e get "super powers oOo", and they are right! All 4e characters are magical super heroes overpowered to 11. Here is my list of short descriptions of all the highly supernatural powers that fighters get up through level 10: Hit you so hard it bounces off your...
  18. Old Gumphrey

    Ranger is the new monk?

    Translation: If you want to be a ranger, have pointy ears. Is this really new information? :)
  19. Old Gumphrey

    This is why Mammoth Minions are fine

    Remember in that one movie when that Legolas guy killed a gargantuan oliphant in one hit? Bam. He didn't know it was a minion. That's why he took care of the 50 dudes on its back first, and then wasted 4 arrows trying to do as much damage as he could into its brain. I guess you could...
  20. Old Gumphrey

    Ranger is the new monk?

    More than likely. Melee rangers can get a lot of HP but I'm willing to bet their AC won't be very high at all.
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