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I honestly can't tell. My head is a mess. Please, leave the issue for now. Act like it never happened, it's only halfway related to the thread anyway. Between the meds and the rage built up, I can't think clearly enough for a reasonable conversation. Let this be a topic for another day.

... I understand. Sorry Umbran, you're right. I'm just going to take my pills and lie down a little.

Of course! That goes without saying. But notice what he said: General. That is, applies to everyone. By his logic, I'm not allowed to play anywhere. As in, literally forbidden, no exceptions. Nor are awkward players, and a number of other people who aren't necessarily disruptive, based on a...

Are you not capable of shame? You are saying people are supposed to send me away from their tables because of a handicap! What century you live in? Which toilet did you flush down your sense of equality in? And yet you have the sheer, unlimited audacity to say toxic players are not allowed to...

So, replace a broken part of D&D with... something broken but simpler to understand? I'd say okay, but of course it's pitted against non-magic user again. Really? They couldn't possibly think that seriously. So stupid on so many levels. Maybe it's a joke? Are you joking, OP? Help me out, here...

Lord of The Rings's plot would indeed have spanned out quite differently. One day, Saruman sends his servants to cut trees. By the time the trio met Gandalf, Orthanc is littered with tiny wooden blades and uruk-hai blood spilling form their bodies through thousands of fun-sized holes.

Plenty. There's Improved Natural Attack, (Improved) Multiattack, Beast Strike, Sanctify/Vile Natural Attack, just to name the most prevalent ones.

You can find a few in Dragon Magic. Word is, they aren't all that impressive. Never saw them used, though, prove me wrong.

I didn't want to post about this freakwonder of nature originally(since I used a slightly modified version of it in a campaign once), but there it is. Take a gander at the sandbox tree, so named for being used to make pen sandboxes out of it's seed pods: Doesn't look very impressive, does it...

Huh. I had no idea it doesn't. It sounds given when you point it out - yet here was I missing the obvious. Thanks! The more you know... I wish I announced this thread as a poll or contest. Then I could nominate you as the first day's winner. The picture you painted is simultaneously so badass...

The same goes for any creature, really. A mammal as large as King Kong would die from a fumble. Applying logic to the magic system(I know, I know, futile effort) Enlarge/Reduce Person and similar spells probably operate in a way to eliminate this problem by holding up part of your new weight...

Swamp. The river could be impassible or filled with aquatic monsters for all you know. With your spellist the odds are stacked against the forest, encounter chance be damned. I advise the ranger to keep poking the soil you're about to step onto, in case your DM is into geology. Good use of a...

Well, except in Earth's current atmosphere, an arthropod larger than a halfling would suffocate before sufficient oxigen could reach it's heart. You would need a permanent Control Winds effect pumping air into the poor thing's ass to keep it alive. No, Oerth or Eberron can't have a lot more...

That's a really good point. I take my argument back.

Like so, yes. Here's my try. The Cat versus Commoner arguments prove our little feline buddies can be intimidating as they are. But it stops here, right? Not yet. They can also heal themselves. Not just by licking their wounds. They purr the pain away. Seriously. The sound frequencies they...

Every once in a while, I wondered how awesome/silly/broken would the Monster Manual's Animals section look if the creature descriptions were scientifically accurate, and included more creatures, while the type descriptions stayed the same. Why? Well, those of you who are just the tiniest into...

Hmm... I don't know about the source you mention, either, but I'm privy into the crafting rules. Since, as per the Stronghold Builder's Guidebook, walls are priced per 10' in width - which RAW clearly assure us is a Large object, by the way - you should only let a wall section with a periphery...

I wouldn't say 'exclusive' either. More along the lines of 'preferable'. Oh man, don't I know. The people I originally played with were so self-serving, I didn't trust them to do anything for me. Not that I trust people to begin with. So I dreamed up a Wizard who didn't only have the...

Better. It's a claw attack to which you add your unarmed strike's damage, as well as your Blast's. So when you use Eldritch Claw, Unarmed Strike, Spell-Like Ability, Manufactured Weapon(when using obscure weirdo magic weapons like Beast Claws) and Natural Weapon bonuses apply, stacking with one...

Might wanna look into Eldritch Glaive from Dragon Magic too, then^^ Almost as good for damage dealing, and a lot less dangerous for your delicate Warlock HD.