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    Movie ideas

    I don't mean to go all Gene Shalit, but my only dilemma after seeing Pirate vs. Ninja was whether to Clap vs. Cheer!
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    Mike Mearls' Genius: Type your own core story

    A group of violent, habitual alcoholics (or "adventuring party") meet in a bar and become friends during one of the hourly bar fights. An old man sells them a map. The map leads to a massive subterranean maze-like complex just outside of town, apparently designed by the editors of Games...
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    Duties of a Best Man

    Whatever you decide to do in the way of a bachelor party, make sure you do the cliched best man thing and take the groom aside at some point and try to talk him out of getting married. A good time to do it is right before the wedding. It is your duty, at least according to every cheesy...
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    Movie ideas

    The Great Maze boxed set had rules for wuxia-style martial arts powers. It's not ninjas, but it'll do in a jiffy.
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    Movie ideas

    A Deadlands movie would rock so hard that I can't even describe it. Undead gunslingers fighting demons and mad scientists- what more do you need?
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    This is a Review (Return of the Metathread)

    Asks reviewer if product is as good as FATAL. Fail to leave emoticon that would provide crucial clue as to whether I am joking or not.
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    Serenity Preview - No Spoilers

    You won't be disappointed Plane Sailing. It only gets better, and the last episode's the best of 'em all, IMHO.
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    Which Lost character would you like to be? [Sure to be spoilers]

    Locke. I always envy the guy with all the knives.
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    "Lost" season finale tomorrow night - Post your predictions here

    Because it hasn't been months. I believe they said a couple episodes ago that it had been a little over a month. I don't think there's been a lot of time passing on the island in between episodes.
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    Denver going overboard on pit bulls?

    I do fence in my dogs. And not that I'm in the habit of leaving them alone with children, but I wouldn't own them if I thought they would hurt someone. Aggression towards humans was specifically bred out of pit bulls (a name which really doesn't mean much BTW, as it describes many different...
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    It's D&D! Song

    That doesn't sound like Stephen Lynch to me. For one thing, there's two guys singing. Sounds more like Hard 'n Phirm.
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    Denver going overboard on pit bulls?

    Pit bull holocaust in Denver Will somebody from Denver please tell me if this is for real? They can't possibly be going door to door and rounding up people's innocent pets, can they? I gotta think there's a subtlety I'm missing here, perhaps they're only rounding up animals with complaints...
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    Star Wars 2005 - Who would you cast?

    Maybe if you're talking about 1977, but the prequels were loaded with known actors. Natalie Portman, Ewan MacGregor, and Samuel L. Jackson were hardly nobodies.
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    Learn something new.

    You can find a list of secret, off-menu In-N-Out Burger items here. The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. Allow yourself a couple of extra minutes in the morning and park in an distant corner of your office's parking lot. Park a block away if you feel like it. You'll be...
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    Star Wars 2005 - Who would you cast?

    I liked that he can do charming and benevolent AND scary badass, and doesn't look particularly scary. He'd probably have to lose some poundage. Silence of the Lambs-era Hopkins would be perfect. KenM, I thought McKellen would be a natural choice too, but almost too natural. He doesn't need...
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    Story through R2-D2's eyes *Episode 3 now showing*SPOILERS

    **shudder** "Meesa bombad Sith! Meesa gotta two-bladed lightsaber. Yousa people gonna die!"
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    Star Wars 2005 - Who would you cast?

    (Hey! What this forum needs is a Star Wars thread!) Let's say George Lucas went bat-guano-crazy and decided to remake the original trilogy. Who do you think he should cast in the lead roles? Here's my fantasy breakdown: Luke = Nick Stahl Han = Josh Holloway (Sawyer from Lost) Leia = Katie...
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    Clones Q&A

    Well, in all fairness to bloated military expenditures, they were clones of the greatest bounty hunter who ever lived. I mean, if you're gonna clone somebody...
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    June Theme

    June Swoon. Mercury Rising. Teh Hawtness.
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    What are you listening to?

    At the moment? Nothing. Recently? I am currently obsessed with the Arcade Fire's debut Funeral - maybe the best album I've bought in five years. The first time I heard it I thought back to the band I started in high school about a dozen years ago and realized: this is what I wanted us to...
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