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SNL lost me on this skit. I can laugh at a sick joke, but 5 minutes of "ha ha, aren't pedarasts funny?" is a little too much. I try to watch SNL once every year or so, and it makes me ill every time I do. It's sad...SNL was a significant part of my childhood. The Best of Eddie Murphy is some...

144 coins for $5: http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/page/DM/PROD/CNR/C1 But of course! Spider

C'mon man, this board is supposed to be grandma friendly! None of us want to hear about your porn addiction. :\ Spider (Gods, I've been hanging out on CM too much lately)

YARR! What ye be, some manner of ninja? I ne'er been seein' such hatred of we seasoned sea-dogs. Draw up the plank, ye scurvy drunks! Lets us be demonstratin' some lethal force agin' the nay-sayers! Cap'n Spider

Watching my girlfriend get LASIK. They zoomed a camera REALLY close to her eyeball, and displayed it on a 30" TV screen. The part where they sliced off a piece of her eyeball made me turn ghost-white. By the time they were burning her eyeball with a laser, and I watch the wisps of smoke rise...

I use my campaign wiki and the SRD in Windows Help format. The search function on that is immediate, although some items aren't linked together as well as they should be. I would love to get a second monitor set up, so I can have encounter info on one screen and a search window up on another...

Sigh, I'm afraid I no longer have the ability to shock my players. We recently had this exchange at the gaming table: GM: Three huge larvae burst out of the pile of rotting corpses. They have big, black eyes and pincers that drip with slime. They all attack! PC: Wait...how can they all...

Ed: "Hey Murray, pass me the donuts." Murray: "Eh, sure. There's only one left." E: "Man, I hate stakeout work." M: "Me too...wait, what's that?! Over there, in the flowerbed!!" E:"Oh, crap! Dispatch, we've got a 10-29h situation on our hands! Send in all units; repeat, send in all units!"...

The screw attack from Super Metroid. Spider

My character has Armor of Never Being Hit, and a Sword of Killing Everything. I bet he would win. Spider

I'm getting ready to run Black Ice Well for my group. This thread will contain spoilers! I've read the reviews, and Damien's adventure log, but am having some difficulties with the module. Are there any members here who have run it? Are there any conversions of it to 3.5? Will you help me...

Indeed, great class! We're going to be using this in our game (Ftr2/Battle Sorceror 7/Niffty Archer 6). A couple of thoughts... 1) A very large percentage of the arcane touch spells in the PHB are necromancy spells. That might be fun to work into the flavor of the class. Can people...

I also never used the recent posts. I was often frustrated with the slow load times. I'm very happy to have the site loading faster. Good work Morrus! Spider

Wow! That's perfect! From a quick read, it seems like it might be a *little* on the powerful side, but that's OK. I'll post questions about that version in that thread. Spider

A new player is going to join our game, and he's looking at a Ftr2/Battle Sorceror 11/Arcane Archer 2. We've been looking at the Arcane Archer, and it seems like it kinda sucks. The Enhance Arrow ability seems pretty useless, as any 10+ level archer character is probably going to have at least...

I think you mean, "We'd be acting foolishly to toss that aside lightly." ;) Spider

Following the link in the menu sends you to http://www.enworld.org/shop/index.php?. The link should send you to http://shop.enworld.org/index.php. The search doesn't work from the first URL, because the CGI program appears to be expecting search requests only from shop.enworld.org. Thanks...