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    Problem Player

    Ok chief Ok, ok ok ok, ok ok ok ok ok ok, uh.. . . .. . Im a little speechless. This is the silliest thing I have heard in a while, I smiled, but I’m not really amused. Here’s the thing, it cannot be “insulting to elves,” Because nothing can be insulting to elves, because they aren’t real...
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    How to Twist Plots

    Put a mask on one of the Big Badies and as he battles one of the characters deep inside a city in the clouds announce that he is that character’s FATHER!! The very same father that the character had been told had been killed by the aforementioned masked bad man! Oh my goodness!
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    [OT] Hey there, Dr. Midnight, what's going on with your love life right now?

    Hey doc. You’ve gotten quite a bit of advice already, but ill give you a little more anyway. Honestly I’ve always had a talent for getting the attention of the ladies, but at the same time my love life lately has been a little rough – I fell pretty hard for one girl (at 20 this was the first...
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    Please make my Druid interesting

    For some reason I cant think of an interesting way to portray my druid character in the new campaign I have become involved in. He is a young human. The character is most comfortable himself out in the wild, but recognizes the human instinct to gather together into cities and develop them as...
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    d20 Cthulhu for "Low Magic" Fantasy

    where can i go to get more information about this setting?
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    Narrow-minded hypocrite

    This is just what I was going to tell you. Do something with him Outside The Game. See if this guy is worth keeping around at all, I could never be comfortable RPing with people whom I would not like to hang out with under normal circumstances. This guy sounds like a Jackdonkey, but maybe...
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    If you were a small god... what would you be?

    I would be Biff the God of Haircuts or Jeorge the God of Standing in Line. Because we all know you get to change your name when you become a god, its just one of those perks. It isn’t difficult to imagine what my temples would look like, and clergy members would be ordained based on a standard...
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    Help me to help a friend

    His work was great What you have to do is this: roll up a newspaper and wack him on the nose repeatedly until he agrees to submit his work. That was some of the best work I have ever seen online, and i used to wander around Elfwood alot . :p
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    Please keep OT threads to a minimum!

    aww dont do that But I liked the off topic threads! It gave these boards a much more real sense of community to think that members could step off topic for a second to ask for advice or to talk about shows that we know most people here are interested in (buffy) I don’t even really mind when...
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    Heroic tagline wanted

    Honor and compassion.
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    Great - Now *I* Have a Paladin's moral dilemma - Sunless Citadel spoiler

    I could see a Ranger/Sorcerer working out, even making a kind of sense, living on your own, lots of time by yourself out in the field, exploring your own potential and even touching on some Mystical Power. Still, I like the idea that all sorcerers can have interesting histories that explain how...
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    [OT] Reactions to NEW Episode II Trailer

    i wonder what ever happened to Sauron-with-a-Pointy-hat
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    Great - Now *I* Have a Paladin's moral dilemma - Sunless Citadel spoiler

    Oh come on now, this argument just wouldn’t hold water in most D&D worlds. Good and evil are very real, often tangible forces in the world, and to call them abstract is using real world logic in a world where necromancers live forever and dragons can sleep with whales. Besides, I have trouble...
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    Bad DM stories

    It was me! OH goodness, it was me! I almost never have any problems with unfair or harsh or sexually frustrated DMs, but once a player in my group had a huge problem with me as an inexperienced DM. It was a few years ago and we had just started getting into the hobby, I was running a group of...
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    [OT] Am I the only one who is getting excited for Star Wars - Attack of the Clones

    I’m so overwhelmed by how much I don’t care about this movie. I am in fact a little annoyed that the topic is once again sucking up space on my beloved Messageboards, but that is it. And of course this is whose fault? George Lucas. Of course, I am a sucker and I will still go and see it, but...
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    who always take charge in your group?

    Sad to say, I had to vote barbarian. He runs down the halls in a random direction with the rogue desperately trying to disarm the traps as we go. Once in a while he will be subdued when the party faces something major but mostly his personality is just to dominate. I’m surprised sometimes by...
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    Tailoring treasure to the party

    I try as hard as I can to NEVER use the random magic item generation tables. It doesn’t take a whole lot more time to assign magic items and normal equipment to people based on what they logically would have. To start with, no magic items are simply lying around in boxes; someone is using...
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    When outrageous plans work!

    The funniest thing I have read on these boards in a while. I loved this, don't ask me why. :D
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    (OT) - Buffy (spoilers at least in first post)

    Didn'f Buffy kill like five of those knights when she was fighting them on top of the trailor back when she was running away from Glory? I definatly remember at least on being hit by an axe by Buffy and falling off of the moveing car. . . . . I'm kinda thinking he died :confused:
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    (OT) - Buffy (spoilers at least in first post)

    (OT) - Buffy Hey guys I noticed it had been a while since someone put up a review of an episode of Buffy, so I decided to take the initiative on this one. Anyone else extremely disappointed – yet somehow not surprised in the least – by Xander’s decision to skip out on the wedding? What was up...
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