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LOL, nice - but don't forget the exclamation mark - otherwise you lose emphasis and clarity Unclears!

Perfect. Thanks for sticking to the 'rules'. :) Adheres!

Nice one Gandalf... Mithrandeers!

Almost, but the last word has to stand alone - clearly related to the previous sentence, but oddly isolated. Your examples are just the completion of the sentences. I appreciate the thought, but don't give up your day job. :) Careers!

Merrick, you don't need to tell me you're Australian. I met you at H.E.a.D on the first floor of the Union Building nigh on 20 years ago. Funnily enough, I always thought of 'cheers' as more the English idiom, which we absorbed through years of watching too much ABC. There was a whole series of...

And yet your catchphrase is "Cheers!" How ironic.

Hmm, You are correct there, at least. My bad.

The maths is complicated, but suffice to say it's nothing like 1 in 8000, because he is still only spending $20 each week, even if he is spending $1000 over the course of the year.

There are some really odd statistics being thrown around in this thread. Without giving it too much thought I would have thought that, on average, 3 20's in a row happened every 1 in 8000 times you rolled 3 dice in a row - as Bob Hays suggested. I am not sure where the 1 in 1600 figure comes...

Careful guys, the mods might close the thread before I ask them to make it 'sticky'.

Find better players. Or at least ones better suited to what you want to run. I know that sounds glib, but you will be more satisfied GMing a group closer to your own heart. In the meantime, you can try to stretch your players a bit, but for the most part keep it simple.

Happy GM's Day everyone! I hope all you GM's out there get pampered and treated right. Maybe some of you might get a chance to play, maybe you might just get a mini of a nasty monster to torment your players with. Whatever your players do for you, I hope it's a great day. :) Anyone players...

The 'Caught short' rule, rolled at moments of high tension when a player hasn't indicated that they have taken proper precautions. e.g., GM: Okay everyone. Zoarth stands before you. His wings spread over you and block the sun. He lift's his snout to the sky and his roar leaves your ears...

Silly PC's? Silly GM in my opinion for allowing a paladin and a less-than-subtly evil cleric in the same group, and then applying real consequences for the actions of the characters! If you want the party to last, it has to be cartoon or comedy reality at best! You say that it was okay as long...

Well, then I am guessing you ticked you would be happier if your partner said you were great in the bedroom! Don't worry, it won't invalidate the result!

I think it might be the Alan Rickman thing. A lot of girls really like Alan Rickman. You do have a paper Snape mask with the eyeholes cut out that you wear when you are GMing, don't you?

Yeah, but, you know, I did own up to it - in the OP! I apologized too, within minutes of posting, and amended the OP to clarify. The poll I can't change, I am afraid. Certainly an unfortunate oversight on my part, but I felt that to indicate disturbance without acknowledging (reading?) the...

Hi 'No such thing as a free lunch'. I think you're being a bit unfair. The reference to girlfriend in the poll was an accident I can't amend, but I did note and apologise for it in the OP (It was because it arose from a specific conversation with someone about their girlfriend, and I was in...

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Well, it wouldn't have to be that harsh, lol. How about: Her: I love you honey. You're honest, kind, handsome and a fantastic GM! Him: (winsomely) not to mention great in bed! Her: (beat) ...er, yes! Of course, that. naturally, um, THAT... but did I say how great a GM you were? Yes sirree...