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    Basic D&D

    Does anyone still play Basic D&D? Red Box/Expert etc. ive introduced some friends to 5e and showed them the AD&D PHB. Their reaction was, how the hell did this game last so long? Then I showed them the basic set players manual and they were so impressed with the walkthrough adventure (Bargle...
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    Revised Ranger update

    (Whispers) I really like the Ranger as it is. Beastmaster, too.
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    D&D 5E (2014) Gnomes/clockwork/making sense of it

    I mean, forest Gnomes would be magical (Speak with small animals, Minor Illusion), but they are perhaps a bastardised race, borne of historical interbreeding between Gnomes and, I dunno, elves with a midget fetish. Or just have one sort of gnome only and bin forest Gnomes. Could work?
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    D&D 5E (2014) Gnomes/clockwork/making sense of it

    How about: clockwork is tiny. Only Gnomes have developed the tech to manufacture magnifying glass. Why would ‘normal’ people bother to faff about like that when they have access to Enlarge/Reduce? Or any other number of magical effects (especially with Simulacrum now)? Perhaps Gnomes are...
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    What's the gender mix at your table?

    Table 1 - 4-5 guys plus me as dm making 5-6 Table 2 - me as dm plus 2 girls one guy
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    D&D Literature

    So, give me your best works of fine fiction, in a D&D style. I’ll start with: - Detective fiction o Farewell, My Lovely, by T.P.Kay o The Maltese Falchion, by Dashiell Bonusaction o Evil Under the Sun, by Agatha Drizzty o And Then They Rolled 1, same author - Classics o Pair of Dice Lost o...
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    Keith Baker has written 5E Eberron! Now who would you choose to write the other Classic D&D Worldbooks?

    MYSTARA by William Shakespeare Chaotic Magic-User 1: When fhall we three meet again? In Threshold, Specularum, or Kelvin? Chaotic Magic-User 2: When the Borderlands are done, and Caves of Chaos loft and won. Chaotic Magic-User 3: That will be ere the roll of 1. Chaotic Magic-User 1: Where the...
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    Keith Baker has written 5E Eberron! Now who would you choose to write the other Classic D&D Worldbooks?

    Dark Sun by Pinter MAXRAT: The sun’s nice today. HOGPOP: Yes. Nice. MAXRAT: It’s nice. — Pause for 5 minutes. We hear Hogpop rummaging around in the pockets of the bleeding goblins. An occasional chink as a coin found. MAXRAT: Hot. HOGPOP: Yes. Hot. — Pause MAXRAT: Do you like it? — Pause...
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    Here comes "Chaotic Wacky" ......again.

    I played for a while in a group where one player had a Drow Ranger dual wielder who, according to his back story, was both secretly the true heir to all of the Elves AND related (illegitimately) to some guy with a funny name and a bunch of apostrophes. Can’t recall it now for the life of me.
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    D&D 5E (2014) DEX-based spear wielding Fighter

    Have you seen the film, Troy? Massacring of the Greek texts aside, it seems an awesome demonstration of how Spear fighting might work. To my eyes, anyway, the Spear is not a finesse weapon. It’s a 5’ long pointy stick. To be agile with it is one thing (spinny jumpy stuff), but that’s basically...
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    Ravnica: Is This The New D&D Setting? [UPDATED & CONFIRMED!]

    I have done my due cedillagence (see what I did there?) and I am not carink vot anyvun says, i vill be sayink Ravneetsa.
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    Ravnica: Is This The New D&D Setting? [UPDATED & CONFIRMED!]

    Thanks - I think I will go with Rav-neets-ah. Seeing as I am, for now at least, European. Plus, cod-Baltic accents are, for me, ze most fun zat it eez possible for me to be havink.
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    The Closed Door

    The Darkness casts ‘I Believe In A Thing Called Love’ back. You take 4d6 rock damage plus 1d4 ironic leotard damage (save vs Poodle Hair).
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    Ravnica: Is This The New D&D Setting? [UPDATED & CONFIRMED!]

    Help, please: 1. RAV ni ka 2. Rav KNEE ka 3. Rav NEET sa 4. Rav NEETCH ah 5. Other Thanks
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    Druid of the Land - Circle Magic

    I actually do this already, but the Druid has to empty their spell slots and spend at least a full day in that terrain (so, no overnighting at the inn), and the spells only come after a Long Rest.
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    Ravnica: Is This The New D&D Setting? [UPDATED & CONFIRMED!]

    I know zero about m:tg and therefore just as much about Ravnica. But, put yourself in the shoes of Wizards. Any classic setting they produce will result in people who wanted a different one being upset, and probably those that wanted the one they put out being upset because it’s not exactly the...
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    what songs do monsters sing.

    Dwarves and Gnomes and Halflings should scurry ‘Cause i’ll cook them up into curry ‘Cause i’ll cook them up into curry with the dwarf on top! Stab that Wizard before he can mutter Arcane words that will make us all suffer; Next in line is the cleric who can heal them and make them all pop up So...
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    The Closed Door

    My first encounter with D&D was reading The Name of the Game in White Dwarf 52. This image has stuck with me as quintessentially what D&D is about - what’s behind the door...?
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    D&D 5E (2014) RPGs gamers wanted in Swansea Wales !

    Noswaith dda. Have you tried posting in the Gamers seeking gamers section here?
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