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  1. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    Basically all of the arguments can be boiled down to... "It depends what the definition of "is" is." Also, too... Head-buttingy is an artifact found in the 9th level of Tomb of Horrors. It is sometimes also pronounced "Head-butt Thingy" by the one thousand Flameskulls that guard it. I...
  2. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    Come on... you have to modify the in-game fiction to account for this. Your character was "missed", because he held his breath just in time, but he didn't take a deep enough breath so his face turned blue. And blue has an odd reaction with the gas. It causes you to break out in hives... thus...
  3. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    Excuse me, sir, but according to 5e, that child is a Tiefling. And no, you're not allowed to change the fluff text. Because... reasons.
  4. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    Too bad you can only do that once per encounter. Also, it hits "creatures" so you might get a few allies in the spray. Well, maybe that's not so bad after all. My daily power told you that you don't like them anyway.
  5. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    I was at the bar when that happened. Oh the humanity!
  6. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    Gosh darn you, it's working! I am steaming mad. In fact, so much steam is streaming from my ears that you could cook all manner of vegetables.
  7. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) /Ragequit Rants

    I believe 5e made my stomach hurt (because I couldn't stomach the new LG Paladin), and then I felt something squirt... /ragesquirt
  8. Lalato

    D&D 4E Is there a "Cliffs Notes" summary of the entire 4E experience?

    This thread wins as performance art. Maybe this is actually the 4th current "joke" thread that is happening. /ragequit
  9. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) Background ToC TIDBIT

    INDEED! /CAPSLOCKWEIRD"S"QUIT!
  10. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) Clarifications by Mike Mearls

    You know the news is slowing to a trickle when we have THREE joke threads going on. /ragequit Wait... wrong thread! ;)
  11. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) Background ToC TIDBIT

    I learned that there is a table that clearly denotes contents of the PH(B).
  12. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) Necromancer Games - 3 5E books announced!

    +1 for MacAllan. Personally, I'm not participating in the kickstarter. Saving my money for the 5e books, assuming my group enjoys Phandelver enough to switch. If we do switch, I'll start looking for more material in early 2015.
  13. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) /Ragequit Rants

    That's what HE said! ::rimshot:: /largeandandinchargequit
  14. Lalato

    The Power of "NO". Banned Races and Classes?

    I don't look at as hating something. Though some might ban things because they hate. I look at it as creating a living, breathing campaign world. If you're building a post-apoc campaign setting, some races and classes may not make sense. Maybe a particular race was wiped out by the cataclysm...
  15. Lalato

    The Power of "NO". Banned Races and Classes?

    Oh... I'm a firm believer in making each campaign world unique. Banning classes and races is one way to do that. Houseruling them is another way. I also rather enjoy worlds that aren't based on medieval Europe.
  16. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) No DDI for 5e??

    I'm a DDI subscriber. I'll remain a DDI subscriber until I stop playing 4e regularly. I miss the physical magazines as there is no better bathroom reading material, but I don't miss the DDI versions of the magazines one bit. There were a few good articles here and there, but mostly it was...
  17. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) /Ragequit Rants

    Month to go to PHB and people still have a hard on to fight the edition wars... /ragequit
  18. Lalato

    D&D 5E (2014) Is Anyone Unhappy About Non-LG Paladins?

    I tried to warn you that it would continue on like this with no one changing their minds. Oh well.
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