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  1. Dark Jezter

    RANT: Disproportionate Women (may be offensive)

    Don't be so certain. I've seen guys before who take personal offense at shapley women in fantasy art.
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    South Park - Episode 9x13: "Free Wyllzyx" (30/12/2005)

    "Can't I just have some Spaghetti-Os?"
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    Your favorite westerns.

    I don't know if this one technically counts as a western because it isn't set in the American west, but I'll list it anyway becuase I love it so much. :) Quigley Down Under (1990): In this movie, Tom Selleck plays Matt Quigley, an American sharpshooter hired by an Austrailian rancher to kill...
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    Your favorite westerns.

    I'm currently reading the novel because numerous people have told me that it's one of the best books they've ever read (even people who aren't normally fans of westerns have loved this book). When I finish the book, I plan on buying the miniseries on DVD (which I've never seen yet).
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    Your favorite westerns.

    For most of my life, I've been a fan of westerns. Although the western genre is not nearly as common nowadays as it was during its hayday in the 1950s and 1960s, there are still many classic westerns that we can still enjoy. This thread was created for people to list and discuss their favorite...
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    Do you tell pretty girls that they're pretty?

    Hmmm, you've got a point there. Either I'll have to stop complimenting girls, or stop putting on TAG body spray every morning. Leaving them there unfulfilled is just plain cruel. :lol:
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    Do you tell pretty girls that they're pretty?

    Girls like it when you notice things about their appearance. I do it even with girls I'm not interested in. I'll say things like "Hey Stacy, I like what you did with your hair." or "Is that a new dress, Bridget? It looks good." I never saw much harm in it, even when I was currently in a...
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    Older games you'd love to see an update for.

    Master of Magic: Civilization in a fantasy setting, and still has a loyal fan following over a decade after its release. Duke Nukem 3D: An incredibly cool FPS back in its day. Too bad Duke Nukem Forever went vaporware AFAIK. Kid Icarus: Everybody remembers Metroid, but few people remember...
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    South Park - Episode 9x13: "Free Wyllzyx" (30/12/2005)

    Okay, I saw it and loved it! Best Free Willy parody ever. :lol: I still start giggling every time I think of the shot during the closing credits.
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    Videogames that you'd like to see made into movies.

    And let's not forget this movie either...
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    Forbes rank the 15 riches FICTIONAL Character!

    No mention of Emperor Palpatine? Think about it: He's the absolute dictator of an empire that spans thousands of inhabited worlds. He's probably got wealth and property beyond imagination.
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    South Park - Episode 9x13: "Free Wyllzyx" (30/12/2005)

    Anybody know when the new episodes re-broadcast? I missed this one.
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    Would someone help me understand what Gelstalt is?

    It's salt that you give to your guests.
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    Videogames that you'd like to see made into movies.

    As a general rule, movies based on video games suck. Occasionally there are exceptions: The original Mortal Kombat movie, while not a classic, was quite entertaining and similar to a 1970s kung fu action flick. This thread is to ask people the question: Which video games would you really...
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    Got any spare washers lying around? Then you, too, can be an Olympic medalist

    *checks* Dang, looks like I don't have any washers lying around. I guess that I'll have to get my Olympic medal the old fashioned way: by taking lots and lots of performance-enhancing drugs. ;)
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    Job interview tomorrow: any tips?

    If the interviewer asks if you've ever been convicted of a felony, smile knowingly and say "Nope, never been convicted."
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    Making Melee Characters Useful at High Levels

    Strange. We've never had problems with melee classes being useless at high levels in any of the 3e campaigns I've participated in. I've observed that at high levels, the fighters and barbarians end up dealing the most damage over the course of a fight to powerful enemies, while wizards and...
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    Annoying Elves

    Threads like this make me wish that Forrester was still around. :) Actually, one of the things that annoys me most about Faerunian elves is that, in terms of gameplay mechanics, they're no more powerful than any other race. Yet the Forgotten Realms novels (and many of the suppliments...
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