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Well, ok, that's it. I'm old: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=shrek

That does work, but calls to mind a large green Ogre. So it may, or may not, work, on multiple levels.

Perhaps "Whisper" and "Silence"?

I really do not think 'tis anything to worry about. Their bark, after all, has quite a bite.

Step 1) Come up with idea. Step 2) Write up idea. <--- You are here :) Step 3) ???? Step 4) Profit!

I was going to debate, but then my mind pictured a cute, chubby widdle Gryffon Chub and my brains promptly dribbled out my ears. Cute widdle bimmal chubs. That is all.

An item made of an unknown material from a distant plane, that has anti-magical properties, is something that a great many people would pay a great deal of money to either research how to get more of it; to ensure said research does not come to fruition; and to research how to destroy or...

Personally, I feel that Skeletons should be vulnerable to Otto's Irresistible Dance. I am less sure about any of the other questions, although I admit to liking the simplicity of a high hit point total, and "Vulnerability 5 (Bludgeoning)".

As Matt-M-McElroy is , I have taken it upon myself to post this week's releases, insofar as I have been able to puzzle out, on the ancient grounds of "dibs!" Please note that I have no official standing here. This space will updated after editing; posting now to avoid multiple-poster update...

Congratulations! In honour of this event, I used my time-travel device to travel back in time, and bake you a celebratory cake! ...Un-fortunately, I somewhat overshot my destination and ended up 17th-century London, England. Nevertheless, I strove to complete my task admirably, including the...

Og type on com-pu-ter. Og type im-por-tant thing on com-pu-ter. Og type se-cret of wheel. Wheel go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and ne-ver stop. Un-less it wear out. Og not sure what ha-ppen then. Og like vi-ta-min C. Og want sleep...

If you are going to wait for me to be able to respond further, however, I should mention that I have only heard the first and third stories. I may have read Split, but if so, decades ago, and aside from a plot about a telekinetic and his ...niece? running from a Shadowy Evil Organization of...

Intelligent replies delayed on account of flu.

Well, dontcha know, you can always fin' somethin' gnu if you look? Jus' look at this fin' ol' gnu!

So, what is your novel idea?

In TES: Oblivion, I recently passed a guard that was gliding along the ground in a standing position, on the way back to his horse. It was only later that I realized I could have taken a screenshot. It is like trying to shoot fog, I guess.

...Is their last name "Kent"?

But does that item transition the genre to horror? It certainly is a horrific one.

The difference between horror and dark fantasy is that, in horror, your hero is killed by a vampire. In dark fantasy, your hero is a vampire. I feel that this definition will stand up to any empirical test you care to name, with sufficient looseness on the definitions of "hero" and "vampire".

Give me that twenty dollars you owe me, of course. :p