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It completely depends on what the STATION'S "home market" is according to the NFL. If it is actually closer to Kansas City, then it was a station choice, but if the city is closer to St. Louis, then they may been required to switch. To emphasize, where your city is doesn't matter. It is...

You should rely on your gaming more to make a first impression than what food you bring. No matter what you bring, someone may not like it. In our gaming group, about 2/3 love dark chocolate and 1/3 can't stand it. Some love caramel and hate peanut butter, some love peanut butter and hate...

That's the part I already knew. I just don't know what it's made of, or how to make it.

Canadian War cake? Is that like Military Intelligence cake or Drive-Thru Parking cake? It must have come from Canada's French heritage, so I'm betting it's a yellow cake? Seriously though, my Aunt Betty always hosted Christmas Day, but we lost her this year. She always made roast beef (some...

Apparently, "not today" means "not this year". Dudes, it's been a month-and-a-half!

Little Red Riding Hood was all grown up and had moved to the city. She had an apartment with Little Bo Peep, who was also now fully grown. One day, Red Riding Hood decided she needed to visit her Grandma, and told Bo Peep of her plans. Bo Peep said: "Just make sure you're careful, Red. Rumor...

Here are a couple for the ladies: A young couple moves into a house that shares a backyard with an older couple's house. The elder housewife decides to take the younger under her wing and teach her all she needs to know about married life, so every Sunday they both did their laundry and met...

My Grandma used to make an apple cream cheese pie that was AMAZING!!! Don't know that she did anything but mix some cream cheese in with the filling, but it was all from scratch, and she made the most incredible crust!

I don't. I sleep in my contacts for months at a stretch, and my eyes weren't NEARLY as red as his last night!

Q: What's the first thing a Sorority girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A: Walks home. Q: How does a Sorority girl turn on the light after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: What's the difference between a Sorority girl and a limousine? A: Not everyone's been in a limousine. Q; What does...

Jon's drunk at gaming? I thought he was stoned!!!

You think the Rose Bowl would be upset at having USC and Fichigan fall into their laps? And who could have possibly predicted, at the beginning of the year, Wake and Boise St. in BCS games and Louisville needing Rutgers to lose to get in?

I really only respond to threats of pain and/or bodily harm, and though I have never met you, Aeson, I somehow get the feeling you are probably not physically capable of causing me harm. And certainly not as capable as Aurora! Although you're welcome to try!

You might want to consult a dictionary because I REALLY don't think you meant tame. Tame would indicate domesticated and called to heel. I would consider non-life threatening an apt description. or tries to give the "look-of-death" that all women give, but has trouble sustaining it and winds...

Actually, I understand you're quite well behaved when neither Jon the Nudist or I are around to bring EVERYONE'S mind into the gutter!

It has already been announced that LSU has been picked to play in the Rose Bowl. This is unofficial only because they are not allowed to announce officially until after all games this weekend are concluded.

Now all we need are some 20-sided Doritos, 20-sided Twizzlers, and 20-sided cups filled with our favorite beverages! (Make mine Jack and Coke!)

In our current campaign, our adventuring party had recently acquired an oceanside keep. In choosing rooms, our "reluctant leader" naturally selected the nicest room. He was keeping an artifact in his room (I don't remeber now what) that I wanted occasional access to. He is a Woodsman, and I...

Originally, "WOP" was an immigration designation at Ellis Island in NYC. It stands for "Without Passport". Anyone entering the country without documentation (this would be circa 1890-1930) had their documentation stamped "W.O.P.". At the time, a great many of these were from Sicily and were...