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  1. Gnarlo

    the portal opens, would you go through?

    Oh, for god's sake, NO! My son's 23 and finally about to leave the house, under no circumstances would I ever want to experience him going through teenhood again! :eek:
  2. Gnarlo

    Only play with people you'd be friends with...

    I play with friends and family and always have; it's how I choose to spend the limited free time that I have these days. I'm about as likely to game with people I don't care for as I am to go out to dinner and a movie with them. I don't use gaming to improve myself. Maybe when d20 Breakfast...
  3. Gnarlo

    Dire HOG! Story from the news!

    Has to be a hoax. Ain't no good ol' boy I've known, seen, or heard of that would kill something like that and not bring it in to town to show off and hopefully get on the news. Or at least COPS.
  4. Gnarlo

    Using Ghostwalk classes in a non-Ghostwalk campaign?

    I've done this IMC before. Remember societal issues with the "undead" not just how the party may feel. A lot of the time, the ghost player ends up sleeping outside of town with the druid or ranger's more exotic companions.
  5. Gnarlo

    Jovar what is this weapon's point?

    And if it has three points, someone on Star Trek has fought with it in an episode at least once, probably an elf or orc... I mean, Vulcan or Klingon. Of course, its name is actually the J'va'r.
  6. Gnarlo

    I need an apocalypse

    Well, the way it happened last time was that the Overlords used a temporal stasis to place everyone in a state of suspended animation while the seedships simple released the nano-hoard to destroy all evidence of civilization higher than the neolithic. Once the physical evidence was taken care...
  7. Gnarlo

    Pants!

    Do not try and wear the pants. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. What truth? There are no pants.
  8. Gnarlo

    Any module/sourcebook made you go "Drop everything I want to run this right now?"

    I'm looking forward to eventually starting up a Shackled City campaign, and will probably set it someone in Eberron, thus curing two of my current jonesings. :) RttToEE also creeps back into my consciousness from time to time, I may eventually attempt to interest my group into an exploration if...
  9. Gnarlo

    Protecting Spellbooks

    Ziplock bags. Wrapped in duct tape. On a more serious note, I use some of the ideas from the old spellbook rules in Dragon magazine (#62) about main spellbooks, travelling spellbooks, etc., and allow for multiple copies as explaining the expenses listed in the PHB. I also assume they are fairly...
  10. Gnarlo

    ...

    It's the brain worms.
  11. Gnarlo

    Mystery creature near San Antonio

    Keeping in the spirit of the Maryland Warg, we now have the San Antonio Chupacabra. Anyone want to wager what it may turn out to be (including a possible hoax) ?
  12. Gnarlo

    Happy Birthday Gary Gygax!

    Happy birthday and may the years ahead have as many joys and good moments as your baby has given people over the years! Many happy returns!
  13. Gnarlo

    Is kicking a helpless offender unconscious brutal?

    :lol: Reminds me of an old episode of Batman (the TV show) in which the Dynamic Duo burst into the villian's lair and Batman tells them (as near as my 20+ year old memory of it can) "I must ask that you cease immediately and surrender to us, or we shall be forced to pummel you severely about the...
  14. Gnarlo

    Was this wrong?

    I may be wrong, but I'm somehow left with the feeling that if a guy had posted this topic someone would have raked him over the coals by now for playing CN as "yet another psychotic, do-anything-I-want disruptive player"... ;) I agree with Li, if you feel it was out of character and a mistake...
  15. Gnarlo

    Humerous epitaphs.

    Next performance 2 am.
  16. Gnarlo

    Campaigns you hope to run someday before you die

    ...for a group of flight attendants.... sigh....
  17. Gnarlo

    Prehistoric Giant Rats

    For those who have access to the Science Channel (and who still admit to watching TV ;) ), they are presenting an episode of Paleoworld tonight dealing with giant rats in the Carribean. They claim them to have had a frame "three times the size of a man." Hope it helps out or at least entertains...
  18. Gnarlo

    I love the Internet

    Since 99% of people would simply use it to surf porn sites 24/7, I don't think the changes would be for the better ;)
  19. Gnarlo

    Should I Be Scared?

    Not at all, it's perfectly ordinary for people to take totally unrelated events and think they can find connections between them. Humans are, after all, a species that is hard-wired to look for patterns in day to day life. I wouldn't worry about it at all. In fact, I'd recommend calling in sick...
  20. Gnarlo

    Define "munchkin"

    By my observation, either of those terms are generally applied to "any style of gaming I don't personally agree with" ;)
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