Humerous epitaphs.

[Ferret]

I thought it might be cool to hear some of those funny gravestone messages like the ones from Baldurs Gate or Fallout.

Craig Stone lies here, six feet under. And he's.... ahem rather annoyed.

Ok not so good, what about....

Craig Stone solemnly swears that he will never rise as a zombie.

They sounded much better in my head.

Have you got any?

 

[Dirigible]

Occupied

 

[Gnarlo]

Next performance 2 am.

 

[jgbrowning]

I went to hell and all I got was this stupid tombstone!

joe b.

 

[AuroraGyps]

My favorite is from a movie w/ Billy Crystal & Alan King:

"Now I feel like a putz."

... or something like that.

 

[Crothian]

I told you I was sick

 

[Angcuru]

Kept the rat poison next to the confectioner's sugar.

 

[Dirigible]

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

 

[Dogbrain]

Look behind you.

 

[Aeolius]

When I pass on, I want a simple 3" x 5" marker upon which, in 4-point text, is engraved "You're Standing On My Head".